Dr. Fedchenkov

What do you mean with HOLE civil war?

I mean, these are hardly my only two positive reviews. You might find that my vocal critics have never met me, certainly not in professional capacity.

In fact you won't find anyone who has met me professionally who thinks I am either unprofessional or ineffective.

It’s perfectly normal you don't want to take it in the ass.

The difference is you’re not out here announcing it every three hours like a weather report. Boundaries are healthy. His press tour about them is what starts to look… compensatory.

Had I seen this, I might have... abused the offer.

Don't take your aggression out on me
My own man is all I'm meant to be
This common place is so lazy, old and tired
All your ideas are so fuckin' uninspired
Takes more than one idea
More than one person to fight the fight
How many times have you taught and not conspired?

They’re not around. I am.

Draw your own theological conclusions.

About ten months ago. Someone tried to punch a hole in my god complex and only succeeded in giving my tattoo artist more to work with.

My interest in psychosis is purely professional.

Tragically for your proposal, the disinterest is perfectly mutual.

If I ever felt genuine pride over something I typed on bsky, I’d book myself in.

Tragic, I know. In that department I am destined to disappoint.

Oh no, please do keep it up. I’m getting free market research on who stares at my chest long enough to write lore about it, and my engagement numbers have never looked healthier.

You walked into my comments to argue about my cleavage and then got annoyed I didn’t stick to your script.

If you wanted a joke no one talked back to, you should’ve kept it in the group chat. I’m just surprised you’re this invested in my chest.

Oh, the context is hilarious, I agree. You are clearly dying to take cheap shots at me, and the sharpest jab you can land is “his scar cover kinda looks like our logo.”

If that’s the A-material, you might want to workshop a new hobby.

As an idea, this is hardly unique.

That dagger’s there because it’s sitting on top of a stabbing scar. The wings are for the fact I bothered to survive it. You’re free to see Salopri branding in my chest if it helps your lore.

If I was repping some crew, I promise it wouldn’t be by hoping people squint hard enough at my chest and imagine a logo.

Adorable that people who I've barely met feel entitled to redecorate my skin.

My malpractice insurer just broke out in hives.

Glad to hear it. Those around us will always benefit from us being the best version of ourselves.

Clivia, this was never about what you said to me. It’s about what you said when you thought I’d never hear it.

Careful, Eliana. If you keep saying things like that I’ll lose my reputation as cold and terrifying.

Thank you, though. But you’re the one doing the hard work. I just give some pointers and a map.

If my questionable sense of decorum can save the marketing department a few gray hairs, I’m glad to be of service.

Thank you for the welcome, Dr. Henderson. I promise the psychiatry itself is much more conservative than the advertising.

Memory is very generous with us. It trims out the parts where we made things harder for other people and leaves us with our best intentions. I will say you specifically helped me see which rooms I work better outside of. Thank you.

I do appreciate the well wishes. I’ll pass on the tea, though.

Thank you, Clivia. You’ve already put so much effort into keeping my name in circulation, I’m sure the new projects will benefit from the word of mouth.

I do wonder if you’re still upset I called you out on your atrocious probability and statistical calculations.

An unprocessed ego bruise can masquerade as ethical outrage for years. The mind is very efficient at recycling old injuries into new indignation. You should talk about that with someone.

If this is what counts as “abusive” in Hathian, we might be improving as a city.

If a shameless thirst trap gets someone into my office instead of onto a slab, I can live with the clever, the unprofessional, and the shame.

I will quite happily wingman this.