Taimont

Taimont

@taimont.bsky.social

54 Followers 232 Following 6 Posts Joined Sep 2023
1 day ago
An amusement park sign “THIS RIDE
ONLY
STOPS IN AN EMERGENCY.
CRYING IS NOT AN
EMERGENCY”

Good morning riders!

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👀 #warframefanart

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Everything I do reminds me of you.

✦ #pokopia ✦

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1 day ago
The Strait of Hormuz being goatse'd.

Can this be a solution?

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2 years ago
A sign which says “I'M NOT INTERESTED IN COMPETING WITH ANYONE.
I HOPE WE ALL MAKE IT.”

Good night, everyone

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3 days ago

A cadbury creme egg filled with gamer girl bath water

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mentally I’m here
#leonkennedy #pokopia #residentevil9

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3 days ago

American foreign policy rn like "he chadded chaddishly to the stairs and manlied downwards" with absolutely nothing else in the chamber

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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

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3 days ago

Anyway: anybody on Mastodon/Misskey/Fediverse? I need more people to follow there.

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3 days ago

I'm reading about how many people have / had problems using Mastodon, thinking you'd nee a PhD in computer sciences to use it. And I'm so confused...? All buttons and promps and whatnot are clearly labeled and mostly you click buttons. Is that really hard?

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3 days ago

But you write the pronoun with a capital "S", always. Very important. Otherwise it's not polite enough.

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11 months ago
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🙂

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

Please, step into my large, circular yet otherwise empty arena. I promise it will not trigger a boss encounter.

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1 year ago
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damn this japanese chocolate was pretty good

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1 year ago

LIFE HACK: you can use your whole car as a trash can

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1 year ago
Auf dem Bild sieht man einen Beistelltisch in Form einer Wassermelone, die oben gerade abgeschnitten ist und man somit das Fruchtfleisch sieht. Darauf ist eine runde Glasplatte.

Braucht noch jemand einen stabilen Wassermelonen-Tisch? 🌚

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1 year ago
not a pipe

chat is this real

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1 year ago

so listen

i just wanna say

as a lifelong trekkie

THE NEW LOWER DECKS EPISODE MADE ME SCREAM IN JOY ELEVENTEEN TIMES

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1 year ago

*forgets to bring phone into the bathroom* i’m off the grid

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1 year ago

bubble wrap doesn't excite me like it used to,
i guess i just don't understand pop culture anymore

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1 year ago
Edit of a news article that reads "Commander Shepard is too polite to tell you about his huge penis", accompanied by an image of Charlie blushing with a shy smile and turning away from someone offscreen.

this can go here too

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1 year ago

„Mamaaaa, ich hab noch nie was Unsichtbares gesehen!“
Das Kind ist da etwas Großem auf der Spur!

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1 year ago

[crime scene]

DETECTIVE: this picture has been torn into a thousand pieces

COP: why would they do that

DETECTIVE: *stroking chin* it’s a puzzle

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1 year ago
step 8 in what i assume to be a "how to cook a potato" guide. it reads "let the potato rest for 5 minutes"

me at the top of the hour, every hour

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