Taimont

🙂

Please, step into my large, circular yet otherwise empty arena. I promise it will not trigger a boss encounter.

damn this japanese chocolate was pretty good

LIFE HACK: you can use your whole car as a trash can

Auf dem Bild sieht man einen Beistelltisch in Form einer Wassermelone, die oben gerade abgeschnitten ist und man somit das Fruchtfleisch sieht. Darauf ist eine runde Glasplatte.

Braucht noch jemand einen stabilen Wassermelonen-Tisch? 🌚

not a pipe

chat is this real

so listen

i just wanna say

as a lifelong trekkie

THE NEW LOWER DECKS EPISODE MADE ME SCREAM IN JOY ELEVENTEEN TIMES

*forgets to bring phone into the bathroom* i’m off the grid

bubble wrap doesn't excite me like it used to,
i guess i just don't understand pop culture anymore

Edit of a news article that reads "Commander Shepard is too polite to tell you about his huge penis", accompanied by an image of Charlie blushing with a shy smile and turning away from someone offscreen.

this can go here too

„Mamaaaa, ich hab noch nie was Unsichtbares gesehen!“
Das Kind ist da etwas Großem auf der Spur!

[crime scene]

DETECTIVE: this picture has been torn into a thousand pieces

COP: why would they do that

DETECTIVE: *stroking chin* it’s a puzzle

step 8 in what i assume to be a "how to cook a potato" guide. it reads "let the potato rest for 5 minutes"

me at the top of the hour, every hour

i have a parasocial relationship with the moon

Your regular reminder that people, given the opportunity, will applaud peas.

Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.

they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough

Hacker: I'M IN... I HACKED INTO THE SERVER *MOMENTS EARLIER* Office worker: SOME GUY OVER AT I.T. NEEDS MY PASSWORD... SOUNDS A LITTLE FISHY... WAIT A SECOND... DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS COMPANY *SENDS PASSWORD*

Nooooo! Finished watching s03 of the Orville. It was really good. 10/10.

Me, every second when I am at work

Les deux enfants du film "Laputa" rencontrent le robot Bender (de Futurama) dans un jardin envahi par la végétation. Bender, rouillé et couvert de mousse, leur tend une bouteille de bière.

Laputa

A newspaper clipping from 1906 that reads: "Noisy, Hungry Frogs Sadden Farmer's Life. They scare his cattle and they also eat his flannel shirt."

Simpler times.

Newspaper clipping from 1906.

You’re having a good hair day? I’m having a good balls day.

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

You don’t have enough white blood cells to make out with me

I grew up on these streets

oh nice they have both

Did you have to return some video tapes?