Kip Landon

I like to complain about my job. I think many people do. It's a messy place with chaotic structure that always surprises me that it is profitable, because I've been there barely a year and know nothing about the inner workings.
But these past weeks have shown it is the most stable part of my life rn

It's easier to stay in motion that to start moving. Just keep going until you pass out. XD

I wonder how much it costs to get a drink at the Texas State Bar. I'll have a whiskey sour, neat.

It's-s-s-s-s-s-s time to duel

Goodra strikes me as the type to talk with an effeminate gay male voice and make reference to his own "sloppy hole"... I dont know why. I just get that sense from them.

..... yes please.

How does one ride that?
Does the mouth eat you and you just get moved to the passenger cars?

Otters aren't real.
Their tummies can't hurt you.

...

W-? What is that?
Why you put that there?

She is Peeking out from under her coils. XD

"That's a lot of words.

... too bad I'm not reading them."

- Duke Nukem

Take it to the Gourd Hoard.

I've just started my Old Weirdo Phase. :D

Pour slower, you trying to get me drunk or something?

"DUwUties"

It was at over 6000 when I signed.

I literally just beat this fight the other day.

I think i need to take a tutorial on basic but interesting background design.

I fucking SUCK at backgrounds.

Geez... wait til they find out what I've been Selling.

I've been meaning to play the final fantasy series on the snes. I'd be interested in those

a cartoon lizard is smiling with the word lizard below it ALT: a cartoon lizard is smiling with the word lizard below it

"Whatever this is"
My brain in full rot mode:

Have pouch.
Will travel.

Um......... vore.

All my life I've been a "C's are fine" kid. XD

How about i just randomly spam you on telegram with weird smut I wrote one night while half asleep? XD

I can't wait for the mega dragonite porn where they make good use of that tail pearl.

If it hasn't been made already, give it time.

you might as well do it here. otherwise now it's just gonna be left to my imagination.... you don't want that. XD

so..... braces? they just play the elastic bands?

BIIIIIIG BAPPEEEEEEERRRRRRRS!
We love wing arms.

It's gonna feel like Arizona over the next few days.... I Live In CANADA. We're supposed to be the igloo people!!

You will never hear me complain about it being too cold. I Promise you. :<