Jesse Basquint

As the wave of conservatives invade bluesky over these next few days, upset that we didn't just stay on X and "have to listen to them".... I remind you once again. Don't reply. Don't retweet. Don't engage with them at all. Drop them into the block void and move on. They WANT engagement.

i just think you should book gogos who can actually dance instead of just white people with a lot of followers

Are y'all in Chicago this weekend?

Me wearing a green silicone harness in front of a door.

Had to make sure my silicone harness still felt right ahead of @mirubber.bsky.social. I think it's pretty good.

Open letter to my MIR niblings (and tbf anyone going for a title atm)

Anyone got thoughts for my widdle pup?

REMEMBER

An orange advertisement card showing various pizza place side dishes that reads “Remember THE SIDES!”

Visibility matters, baby!!!

I avoided locker rooms at gyms for years because of that locker room. I didn't realize that's what I was doing, of course.

But after seeing that small room, something in me has changed. I think I managed to make some peace with something I didn't realize I was holding onto.

Time will tell. (3/3)

I mentioned that it was smaller than I remembered and when she was surprised that I remember them so well, I blurted out that it's where I was first bullied.

From her reaction, I think that was the first time she was made aware that I was, in fact, bullied as a kid. (2/3)

My sister and I went to our old elementary school tonight. The school is closing and had a "last hurrah" open house for alums to come see the place one last time.

An unexpected thing happened when we got in the gym: I spotted the locker room. (1/3)

I know at least 2 pups who need this shirt. @meatthesauce.bsky.social @pupbalty.bsky.social

Oops!

Just realized I'm apparently old enough that I'm excited to get a dishwasher for my birthday. Guess it's time to live up to the dad persona.

A poem with white letters on black background... IF YOU CAN, SPEAK UP. IF YOU CAN'T, I UNDERSTAND. IF YOU WONT... YOU SHAN'T TAKE UP MY MINDS SPACE. FIND YOUR LINE, KNOW IT WONT BE THE SAME AS MINE. DON'T COMPLY IN ADVANCE, EVIL FEEDS UPON THAT. BE DEVIOUS, USE OUR MODERN WAYS. MALICIOUS COMPLIANCE, WISE OF HISTORY, WILINESS OF MIND, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE BOLD, LOUD, AND OR RAMBUNCTIOUS. SUPPORT THOSE WHO SIMPLY SUPPORT US. - GUESS

From a friend who says things way better than I can.

Passing on a note from a colleague: People with federal student loans should download their files IMMEDIATELY. These files are currently on the studentaid.gov website, which may get deleted if Trump follows through with his EO to shut down DOE

The real world is scary as hell right now. Wouldn’t it be nice to escape where problems can be solved by a well-timed persuasion roll - or a Fireball? As a fundraiser I’m giving away a customized one-shot adventure. You and up to four friends get a 4-hour virtual game created and DM’d just for you.

@kaltvetur.bsky.social

An old Russian joke: a man walks up to a newsstand, looks at the front page, sneers and walks off. The next day he walks up to the newsstand, looks at the front page, sneers and walks off. The third day he walks up and the newsman asks “Hey, why don’t you ever buy a paper?” And the man replies “I’m just reading the obituaries.” The newsman shakes his head “But the obituaries are in the back!” The man looks at him shaking his head. “Not the one I’m looking for.”

I think about this joke a lot these days.

2025 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From! This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

A lovely fountain.

Having a vibrator pressed against your cage as you whine and squirm. Being told that if you cum through your cage and into your padding then Daddy's gonna rivet the cage shut. Desperately trying to hold back while Daddy is pretending to feel hurt that you wont cum for him.

Repost with your shower pic

Me wearing a fuzzy purple and white hippo/unicorn hoodie on my head.

How do I keep my head warm when working from home? My hippocorn hoodie from @tykables.com of course.

@shockpup.bsky.social I feel like this fits into parts of your Venn diagram.

Festive *and* cute!

Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen

That looks very familiar 😉

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