Alison

Alison

@nostrum.bsky.social

pronouns in bio 🏳️‍⚧️ free palestine 🇵🇸 engineer, cat enthusiast, pro-am pizza chef

197 Followers 490 Following 194 Posts Joined Mar 2024
4 days ago

You sold me at “Culver’s”

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4 days ago
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Was reminded of a canon event of mine; 3 years into my transition I was still full time boymoding. Yeah, yeah, I’m a dingus, was in denial, completely delusional, whatever.

That said, I present to you, “The Last Boymoder In the Pentagon” (photograph , March 2025).

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4 days ago

OG Kush, Niles?

Oh, no, Frasier, you simply must try this Orange Diesel. 60/40 sativa indica hybrids are SOOO 1998.

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1 week ago
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Ughhhh this shit sucks so bad. Guess we’re bathroom vampires now.

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1 week ago

Yeah, she’s pretty fucking impressive! Looks amazing, too, for being almost 120.

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1 week ago

Yeah when my own parents voted for my extermination three times it kind of made me lose any faith in the American people.

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1 week ago

My dyslexic ass read it as girldick lol, not sure if that’s the joke

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1 week ago

Hell yeah people impulsively selling their monster trucks and buying Honda fits was such a cool moment in time I hope we can recreate permanently

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2 weeks ago

Look just because he’s employed by the der sturmer of transphobia doesn’t mean you’re allowed to criticize him

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2 weeks ago
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no arguments here

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2 weeks ago

Kissing other people’s cats is completely normal and cool, right?

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2 weeks ago

Yee yeah

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2 weeks ago

My princeps…

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2 weeks ago
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Mfw I drive past the spool of fiber optic cable the ezee fiber installers left on the side of the road

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3 weeks ago

you gangsta’ checkin him!!

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1 month ago
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Deep dish is pizza

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1 month ago

i imagine Vance being like a doll, just a completely smooth mound instead of sex parts

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1 month ago
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heard it here first, folks

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1 month ago
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🤔🤔🤔🤔

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1 month ago

These jem’hadar are, what, addicted to ketracel white? You know what they should be addicted to? This episodes sponsor, blue chew

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1 month ago
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Can you guess which one is the demon

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1 month ago
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Pizza Knight

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1 month ago
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TNG, DS9, and ENT are tre bien tho 🤔

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1 month ago
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I just cleaned this cutting board

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1 month ago

Turns out he had gotten stuck in the bathroom attempting to suck his own dick following a botched Marilyn Manson procedure. Surgeons are standing by at Andrews AFB to perform the first on-aircraft bottom rib removal.

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1 month ago

I’m hearing reports that this is the result of a botched Marilyn Manson procedure. Surgeons standing by at Andrews AFB to perform the first mid air bottom rib removal.

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1 month ago

He got stuck in the bathroom trying to suck his own dick. Many such cases!!

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1 month ago

Gurb

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1 month ago

I laughed.

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1 month ago

hello. you are very pretty.

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