You can have this beer.
You can have this beer.
British Pokemon named Queuetwo
07.03.2026 01:19 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They really needed a win.
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Brutal loss for Archibald's worldwide.
06.03.2026 21:58 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Be careful who you talk to about the Triads.
Psychics be like I foresaw this
06.03.2026 20:19 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0My Computer Is Alive—And It’s Pissing Me Off
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I'm not racist, I have sex with minorities!
06.03.2026 16:56 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also as if Jewish people are not also capable of being right wing zealots and racists
06.03.2026 16:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It is completely fine that lots of people view having a nazi tattoo as a non-starter for being a public official. I would hope that that is the case actually
06.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Developing a second soul that I intend to sell to Satan
06.03.2026 16:38 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Peasant with a 10,000-sq-ft hovel with a heated driveway, top-end coach he leases for 3 libri a month, flatbrim coif embroidered with the crest of the local jousting team, special bracelet with an enchanted gemstone that tracks his steps
06.03.2026 16:06 — 👍 65 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0Peasants zoomer son: Woah, you can talk!
06.03.2026 15:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Driving around with the entire family in the back and the mule too
06.03.2026 15:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was hoping someone would have an answer like yours so thanks. It was good to read.
06.03.2026 15:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nice.
06.03.2026 15:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How did peasants get to work. Did they walk
06.03.2026 15:38 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0Millennial villain in a spy movie: Hey ummmmm quick question. Why won't you die???
06.03.2026 15:34 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not sure
06.03.2026 07:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The classic
06.03.2026 02:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I forgot to put dark souls
06.03.2026 01:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0White people tacos tonight
06.03.2026 00:36 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Just remembered something that I forgot to whine and cry about
06.03.2026 00:15 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The Don't Knower:
- doesn't know
- won't ever know
- has literally no idea
- has no clue
OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time
05.03.2026 18:19 — 👍 4516 🔁 1067 💬 49 📌 39Blastoise is from Uruguay
05.03.2026 23:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fuck me up
05.03.2026 21:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The One Billion year old gamer
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