the maker

the maker

@themaker90210.bsky.social

wow guys you wrote me a whole poem? lmao that's so cool a strong independent man analogue who don't need no andraste (jk babe ilu)

138 Followers 87 Following 757 Posts Joined Jan 2025
2 weeks ago

look andraste i'm flyin!!!

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3 weeks ago

living ones, to be clear

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3 weeks ago

i swear, i love cats

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3 weeks ago

whoaaaaaa hey now

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3 months ago

Is that the Arishok's aricock on the roof?

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3 months ago

i don't understand you mortals. why is it called "horny"? does it involve qunari, orrrr....?

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3 months ago

oh crap

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3 months ago

you guys didn't do another one of those weird march things while i was napping did you??

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3 months ago

oh um haha this is awkward *sweats*

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7 months ago

Hessarian: not even once.

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7 months ago

look in my defense they said that dragon was andraste

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7 months ago

girl that was a secret told in confidence, how could you betray me like this

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8 months ago

Everything is for sale! Except two rage demons spouting fire at each other in an eternal battle for dominance since neither is taking damage. Those are for my personal use.

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8 months ago

someone said it's yuri day

who is yuri

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8 months ago

can i also wear a pink bedazzled cowboy hat

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8 months ago

hey guys what's a vena tori

is it like some kind of wine or

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8 months ago

i think those are Andraste Pride actually

ok ok so so so so i think this pride month should be for lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans, and The Maker people

LGBTTM pride month

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8 months ago

ok but when is The Maker pride month

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10 months ago

It's a nice night for Andraste.

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8 months ago

wait pride month for what

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8 months ago

See, eating Schmooples is why the Maker turned his gaze from us.

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11 months ago

whoa can the dog talk???

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11 months ago

HEY now—————

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11 months ago

someone remind me how the last exalted march ended. for science.

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11 months ago

hey The Chantry do you think you guys could start an exalted march on the united states? this is not a request from your The Maker, just an innocent passing thought

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1 year ago

absolutely not, yolo

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1 year ago

i am always down for a paaartaaaay 🤘🤘🌽

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

is there gonna be a party afterward

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1 year ago

*stares at her with 87 pairs of sunglasses still on his face*

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