@guitarmoog.bsky.social
Large, slow-moving, land mammal. Bed-dweller. Horizontal guitarist. Loser of remote controls, vapes and plectrums in blankets. Deactivater of account for no reason sometimes. Late adopter of fuzz. Haver of Long Covid. He/him/Moog
It’d be a great movie!
Or, even easier, just DHL and FedEx the individual barrels.
Doddle.
Right, I’ve got it.
Fake the Bahrain F1 Grand Prix by sending empty trucks in team liveries (10x the usual number, nobody will notice), then cancel the race the day before and use the trucks and DHL planes to smuggle all the oil out.
Can this be a solution?
It is a mark of the dimness of the Trump cabal that they didn’t just order identical shoes in the correct size from the same website their glorious leader got them, and instead just accepted they’d clomp around in clown shoes for the rest of their lives.
I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.
Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.
The 25th is never happening.
You can decide when to start it but not when it stops.
It is essential, in any chronic illness, to maintain high cheese levels at all times.
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Yes! We’re just going through it seeing what loooks likely to help.
Thanks for thinking of me though. It’s much appreciated!
"But apart from the burning tankers, Mrs. Lincoln..."
This is a very good way of looking at it.
Pure gaslighting!
Hahaha!
Like, even when I use my stern, serious voice, and say “but really though? Because you told me yesterday you absolutely had to get up on time today, so, seriously.”
And she’ll say “yes absolutely and seriously I’m properly awake and getting up now. For real.”
And then go back to sleep.
Mrs Moog is the most honest person I know *except* when I wake her up in the morning and she just routinely lies to me that she’s fully awake and getting up any minute now and then goes back to sleep.
I mean the unlimited ammo situation too, but once you’re down that rabbit-hole as well…
There are meant hardly any humans left, but the 2nd Mas. apparently has access to an unlimited supply of people with good hair who’d look suspiciously good in a glossy headshot to be killed and have unspeakable things done to them by aliens.
…so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding cast extras to the Espheni and then his Skitter started crying.
I’m watching Falling Skies and, while it’s jumped the shark many, many times already, it’s the appallingly implausible sense of numbers that strikes me most.
“We’re down from 200 people to only 20 now”
[40 people are killed]
“We [50-60 people at this meeting] are all that are left.”
UK Bluesky losing its mind live rn
Very disproportionate.
As ever, communes love the jobs, taxes, and young residents with money to spend attracted by nightlife and night culture, while simultaneously hating the nightlife itself.
I’m sure having your closest ministers and advisors live in military compounds is just a normal sign of a robust and well-functioning democracy.
We can all agree that I'd look fantastic on a £5 note
Maybe the choice doesn’t have to be animal vs. venerable elder statesman. Why not both?
Put Larry the Cat on the fiver.
Good grief. That makes him even worse.
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Very good thread!