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@mrchedda.bsky.social is this you
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me when someone suggests we watch quiz with balls instead of the floor

me when someone asks me if I want to watch "the floor"

if bluesky posts are skeets, does that make the owner of bluesky Elon Bust?

i wish i were a cat 🥹 so i could lick 👅 ma balls 👇👇 repost if you agree!!!

I have the trouble of saying "yeah" before whatever im saying. I think that's just filler but I want to stop ugh

hyssd

adults who still sleep with stuffed animals in their beds are actually some of the most based people on the fkn planet

also people who let their dogs sleep on the bed and let them use the stuffed animals as pillows are cool too right?

apparently, since the 2024 United States presidential election results, there has been a surplus of new accounts on blue sky. +700k right now! Well, welcome in! If new or a long time user of bluesky, what are your thoughts on it vs Twitter and other social media sites like it?

"feed me, bitch"

rocky has a potty mouth problem

while bruce... proceeded to hit on my mom right in front of me (she loved it btw) and then he signed HER name on the photo meant for me.... (I horribly photoshopped her name out)

I met edward James olmos and Bruce Campbell on the same day almost 10 years ago now. Edward was very nice, we had a long discussion about battle star galactica and an insane theory he had about it. while bruce....

this is more accurate for me rn because ive had some rum

it's a sign I wont do well in the fantasy basketball league ig

hey ai it's fall so can you give me a picture of a puppy playing with a pumpkin please and thank youu

omgggg why did I never do this ugh
Anyway, I take like 10 stickers each time I vote.
phew glad I got that off my chest

but you would never replace me with die, right?

good luck!

my catchphrase would be "oh, honey..."

it is his fartiest post

@akatheskye.bsky.social u are fart-sighted. hehe (like far sighted)

this is funny. but also you a punk

ohh you meant this... oof @shmike.bsky.social

"I trust in thienly" I think this was supposed to say @shmike.bsky.social

I repate whatndid u say?

I Tristan thinely

I swear ever since I worked at burger king

what did u say ounk?