moon

*Democratic Party hastily commissions a study to figure out why so many people preferred the attractive, energetic, charismatic guy with the fun name to the disgraced vampire*

gonna start doing my own ridiculous purity tests and calling everyone who fails them faux leftists, as a bit

[Person with ponytail wearing lab coat hands balloon to another person in front of a springboard, a magnet hanging from above, and then a target] PERSON WITH PONYTAIL to Person 2: Rub this balloon against your head, then go jump past that magnet toward the target on the wall. [caption] Before the bathroom scale was invented, the only way to weigh people was mass spectrometry.

Mass Spec

xkcd.com/3094/

EPA Considers Giving Oil and Gas Companies More ‘Flexibility’ to Dispose of Highly Toxic Wastewater - Inside Climate News Technology to treat produced water has advanced. But critics warn against relaxing protections for disposal “of what is very hazardous material.”

Oil and gas industry wants to be able to dump highly toxic fracking wastewater—full of benzene and heavy metals, often radioactive—with more abandon, including in rivers and streams, and White House is open to that.

insideclimatenews.org/news/2003202...

Ech0Waves Memorial PCRF Fundraiser Stream Saturday March 22nd, 10AM Pacific/1PM Eastern Where to watch: twitch.tv/tofuGH0ST twitch.tv/YugopnikTwitch twitch.tv/MapleTakes twitch.tv/PeaceFireNow twitch.tv/Ray_Khay twitch.tv/MexicaLuna twitch.tv/Peganox twitch.tv/Celthiccness twitch.tv/EyachaEyacha twitch.tv/CultofEyes twitch.tv/BillBoneless

Hey y'all, tomorrow we will be hosting a memorial stream for our comrade EchoWaves, tune in as we remember who she was and raise money for the P.C.R.F in her honour

March 22nd, 10AM Pacific/1PM Eastern

being an intellectual all day is too boring. i must post cringe

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

CATCH DONALD TRUMP DOING SOMETHING HYPOCRITICAL TO FILL THE HYPOCRISY BAR ABOVE HIS HEAD. WHEN THE BAR IS FULL HE WILL STOP BEING PRESIDENT

YouTube video for "2023 Plumbing National Championship | Full Broadcast"

it's friday night baby

allah guided your hand, brother. be proud and rejoice. alhamdulilah

Can’t wait t’git my hands on nem cheap eggs!

new electrical job has me making wire connectors and junk. we had a crimp test today but apparently i misheard ? well anyway i failed and my supervisor was NOT impressed with my C walk

playing pickup soccer with steel-toe inserts in my cleats today. wish me luck !

what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them

i was possessed by the spirit of Kendrick to report a lightskin dude for using the n word in my workplace

we gon be alright

Y'all remember the Wolfenstein games? No reason, just curious.

My GPU has 45 billion transistors in it.

Like, we have this magic rock that we carved 45,000,000,000 miniature switches on it to create images of worlds that do not exist on a screen.

We really, really not appreciate enough how insanely magical technology is.

i started listening to 100gecs bc i wanted to meet cute trans girls but all i got was this stupid ketamine addiction 😪

Triscuit, a brown and gray tabby kitten, looking directly into camera with a smug expression

The face of an absolutely unrepentant young man who has been banned from going in the basement alone because he once again found his way into the ceiling and got stuck 🙄 (he's fine, has no regrets, would do it again if allowed, which he is NOT)

Noise-cancelling headphones on with Michael McDonald blasting, multiple KitchenAid mixers going, doughs being made.

Hydrated, moisturized, in my element.

Drake thinking the collective would pick him over LEBRON JAMES proves every point Kendrick was making.

No don’t want the ‘Pro’ version of the computer, I want the ‘Amateur’, which doesn’t hide commands in obscure places, doesn’t want to keep updating everything all the time, and is on good speaking terms with the printer.

These DOS games are turning 30 years old this year:
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Full Throttle
Hexen
Abuse
Worms
Terminal Velocity
Dark Forces
Command & Conquer
BioForge
Need for Speed
Hi-Octane
Destruction Derby
Witchaven
Descent
Stonekeep
Crusader
Heroes of Might & Magic
Warcraft 2
Phantasmagoria
Discworld
MechWarrior 2

it’s not a conlang if it’s implied by current languages ☝🏿

I already have onedrive, it's the one drive on my computer and that is where I want to save my work you clown