May every #magat lose their simple minds for the next 20 minutes.
#badbunny #superbowlLX
You can’t fix autism because autistic people are not broken.
a friendly fyi....first person who says gulf of America to me gets a handful of jalapenos shoved up their ass.
Fuck! Accidentally reposted a comic from Stonetoss 🤮. I’ll be more careful.
Taylor quietly jots down “You were handsome, making me laugh / but you came up short at the half”
I miss the days when the idea of going to war with Canada was so absurd that there was an entire South Park movie about it.
I do not recall a 24 hour or one week news cycle with more disturbing news about the state of the presidency and the US government in it than those of today and the past seven days. January 6 was nothing compared to this. But make no mistake, this too is the gov't being torn apart by a mob of thugs.
@stevehofstetter.bsky.social hey, I just wanted to say that I discovered you and your videos 2 days ago while down with COVID and terrified about what’s happening our country. You’ve made me smile and laugh A LOT. You’re funny as fuck and thanks for doing what you do!
our story so far: maga, having planned for this moment for years, consolidates power and stacks the bureaucracy with loyalists. meanwhile, the opposition party seems befuddled by the entire current situation and considers thinking about someday planning a response of some sort.
Arizona AG Kris Mayes who is suing over Donald Trump’s executive order to ban birthright citizenship:
"This is bizarre. This a bizarre attempt to undermine 150 years of jurisprudence and the 14th Amendment to the United States Constitution."
Nailed it!
#unitedairlines is hell-bent on making sure its passengers lose Whamageddon 🥲
Going over to X now feels like having to check the mold infestation in your basement.
That is horrific.
Rewatching Battlestar Galactica. Gaius Baltar, book-smart, self-serving, manipulated by bad actors, becomes vice president and then a cult leader. Familiar.
Quite so.
Can I please just be a horseshoe crab
I’m usually sane ☺️
I work in FDA-regulated clinical research so I’m contemplating what alternate career pathway to pursue when this industry gets gutted.
Realistically I think we will be stable for a while but I want to plan as if we won’t be.
People who are saying they are shocked by the nominations: did you really expect there to be any level of expertise or even basic decency among these nominees? Imagine Art the Clown with significantly reduced cognitive functioning and that’s what we’re getting until further notice.
@azindivisible.bsky.social hi! Let’s have a meeting of our local group in person. Let me know if I can help.
I haven’t followed you for very long, but I think you’re even cooler now.
fix their hearts or die
