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somehow, animal crossing new horizons returned

🎃 happy spooky time 🎃

Nation’s Nutritionists Confirm Mini Versions Of Food Nummier

Nation’s Nutritionists Confirm Mini Versions Of Food Nummier https://theonion.com/nation-s-nutritionists-confirm-mini-versions-of-food-nu-1819580287/

a blender 3d render of a viewmaster-style scene with kermit and robin the frogs looking at a real frog.

ok ok last muppet render for now 🐸

96 Years Ago Today: Stock Market Invincible

96 Years Ago Today: Stock Market Invincible

ice cold take: junk journaling is just another trend in arts and crafts hoarding and the influences are spoon feeding you lies about sustainability, you clowns.

candy

me playing #blueprince

Netflix Now Requiring All Subscribers To Recruit 5 New Customers

Netflix Now Requiring All Subscribers To Recruit 5 New Customers https://theonion.com/netflix-now-requiring-all-subscribers-to-recruit-5-new-customers/

We need more horror comedies.

growing strong and healthy ....MINMO!

Are you a natural blond? We’re all born bald, and we’ll all die bald.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sabrina Carpenter https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sabrina-carpenter/

a cartoon character is sitting in an orange seat in front of an emergency exit ALT: a cartoon character is sitting in an orange seat in front of an emergency exit

gotta go over the check list

- am i this man's only female friend he's opening up to?
-am i in fugging danger?

Remedy Entertainment 30th anniversary bundle. The text on the left is on a red background and reads "Get a bundle of games for $27. Supporting Save the Children." Under this text you can see the Humble logo. On the right you see the key art for Alan Wake 2 Deluxe Edition, Control Ultimate Edition, Quantum Break, Alan Wake. The Remedy Entertainment 30th anniverasry bundle logo is overlayed on top of the key art.

Dive deep into the Dark Place, take back the Oldest House from the Hiss, or slow time and let bullets fly with the Remedy Entertainment 30th Anniversary Bundle from @humble!

https://www.humblebundle.com/games/remedy-games-30th-anniversary-bundle

Supports @SavetheChildren

#RMD30

‘Chief Of War’ Producers Confirm Season 2 Will Show Hawaiians Battling Mark Zuckerberg

‘Chief Of War’ Producers Confirm Season 2 Will Show Hawaiians Battling Mark Zuckerberg https://theonion.com/chief-of-war-producers-confirm-season-2-will-show-hawaiians-battling-mark-zuckerberg/

Me too, my friend, me too! That's a 10 year old smartwatch, working perfectly 😃

if you get killed by the owo bulge bullet your soul is automatically obliterated upon death with no afterlife

A cardboard box that says it’s still time with a picture of a pebble watch with a pebble watch on top of it with R2-D2 as the watch face

@ericmigi.com, It’s great to have a pebble watch again!

It’s every bit as good as I remembered it was

The morning’s bright the sky is blue and we have a teaser trailer! WAKE UP DEAD MAN the new Benoit Blanc mystery, in theaters Thanksgiving and on Netflix 12/12

No, Area 53-Year-Old Would Not Like His Drink With Boba ST. LOUIS—According to several eyewitnesses who were inside local café Panda Bubble Tea on Tuesday, no, 53-year-old man Aaron Strickland would not like “popping boba” in his drink. “Ma’am, I am a vete...

No, Area 53-Year-Old Would Not Like His Drink With Boba

Word Search On Box Of Frosted Mini-Wheats Fucking Impossible

Word Search On Box Of Frosted Mini-Wheats Fucking Impossible
https://theonion.com/word-search-on-box-of-frosted-mini-wheats-fucking-impos-1819575495/

Planet Fitness Bans Proper Form HAMPTON, NH—Stressing its commitment to making everyone feel welcome regardless of athletic ability, national gym franchise Planet Fitness instituted a new policy Thursday that bans proper form. “We d...

Planet Fitness Bans Proper Form

FOUR-PANEL GRAPHIC 🤖

A dedication page to a book. The page says "To my family. Please don't read this."

my bluesky

4-Year-Old’s Optimism Just Making Things Worse For Area Family

4-Year-Old’s Optimism Just Making Things Worse For Area Family https://theonion.com/4-year-old-s-optimism-just-making-things-worse-for-area-1819572921/

The Blue Prince commissary bundle includes: The PS5 Physical Edition The Red Prince Children's Book Blue Prince Pin Set Blue Prince Keychain (blind bag) Blue Prince Basement Key Replica with Stand Blue Prince Hardbound Moleskin-style Notebook

Introducing the Blue Prince physical collection in partnership with @iam8bit.com.

The collection includes the Commissary Bundle, PS5 physical edition, pins, a notebook, The Red Prince children's book and more.

The pre-order is open NOW: blueprince.iam8bit.com

Patch Magazine Game of the Year 2025 Nominees: Blue Prince Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 R.E.P.O Sorry We're Closed

We are so excited to be in @patchmagazine.bsky.social's Patch of Approval awards category of Game of the Year. It is an honor to be nominated alongside such fantastic titles.

If you would like to vote visit: patchmagazine.co.uk/pages/patch-... before 25 September.

Steam Sales on Remedy's games. Control Ultimate Edition 90% off, FBC: Firebreak 15% off, Alan Wake franchise 95% off.

STEAM SALE! 🏷️ Get our games for up to 95% off on Steam!

The sale is ongoing, and ends 31 August at 3pm PDT.

Alan Wake franchise 🔦 95% off
Control Ultimate Edition 🔻 90% off
FBC: Firebreak 🔧 15% off

#RMD30

Denny’s Announces Free Pancakes For Customers Who Take Fight Outside

Denny’s Announces Free Pancakes For Customers Who Take Fight Outside https://theonion.com/dennys-announces-free-pancakes-for-customers-who-take-fight-outside/

Area Woman Not Good Enough Artist To Justify Eccentricities

Area Woman Not Good Enough Artist To Justify Eccentricities
https://theonion.com/area-woman-not-good-enough-artist-to-justify-eccentrici-1819577481/