All of Canada when Bad Bunny yelled CANADAAAA
if i was 10 and had 16 friends i would absolutely do weapons (2025) as a group halloween costume
every time i take my clothes out of the big dryer in my building’s laundry room i completely understand how a hot stepmom could get stuck in there
yesssss
i forgot i had it and then found it in the closet like... oh this is coming out
my two summer fit paths are little miss sundress or a take on laura dern layers in jurassic park, that’s all i’ve got
helen parr the woman you are
goddamn
watching the incredibles for the first time in my life and people weren't kidding, this mom is caked the fuck up
I’m good at tests and bad at resisting the sublime. I think that’s in the dsm5
absolutely, he will sing his parody song little pink wieners
cum for the chili dog stand
i'm at the glory hole i'm at the chili dog stand i'm at the combination glory hole chili dog stand
hi sharks today i'm asking for one million dollars for my combination glory hole/chili dog stand that i'm calling suckin and/or a chili dog
aw thank you
anyways we do in fact live in hell
uh oh came back to a lot more of you than before, thank you @dly.bsky.social 💗 i will try to be funny for y'all but if not i will be very hot and a little rude
she's perfect!
she is so fun
exactlyyy
i'm going to pick up sabrina carpenter on my shoulder like she's tiny tim and i'm scrooge to protect her from all these absolute losers who are scared of horny women
elon finally figured out how to get everyone to unblock him on his own site
happy pride, i'm sucking whatever you got going on
i feel like closer geographically (ahem @slackmo.bsky.social please confirm or correct) but if not geographically then definitely emotionally, let’s please hang!!!
miss YOU
lots of life has been happening but i’m still the queen of bathroom mirror selfies (new bathroom though), hi
i don’t need you, i can take myself to funkytown
protecting my white bf on this day!!!!!!
yeah that’s the joke
