John

oh hanna barbera are two different men and not just one woman. my bad. i guess i was just really progressive and too forward thinking that we can girlboss in animation. my bad.

a man with a shocked look on his face is standing in front of a group of men with the fx logo on the bottom ALT: a man with a shocked look on his face is standing in front of a group of men with the fx logo on the bottom

After the new muppet show special I get Sabrina carpenter now

i have wells fargo

only sexy people bank at chase

I’m Himbo without the good parts
I’m just fucking stupid

Idk why everyone is freaking out, just download more RAM

Need a Letterboxd for TV so I can give Long Story Short five stars out of five.

Im afraid my therapist doesn’t think im sick wit it

Malcom in the Middle world for Kingdom Hearts 4 pls

You know what? I think I’m a pink pony club girly
And you know what too?? I think we SHOULD have the purge

Explained “what the tuna?” to my coworkers today.
Didn’t go well.
Must find different approach.

Mansplaining my mom on Mother’s Day on what a Oner means and why she should be stressed out watching The Studio

Who wanna give me $305.05 so I can have an even number on my checkings account

Allergy city over here

At the Taco Bell all alone and they’re playing the saddest songs imaginable… I need to start packing a lunch man…

Now accepting applications for a lawyer friend, a doctor friend, a mechanic friend, and a rich friend. No double dipping.

Principal Skinner from the Simpsons with a Final Fantasy 7 text box saying "out of my way, I'm going to see my mother".

A lot of Skinner and Sephiroth dialogue is interchangeable

Dude imagine going to school in the late 1800s and having the name Dickinson I’d kill myself

If my beautiful couch I just bought is burned in this fire I’m gonna be so pissed

need pirates booty in my mouth

Absolutely insane that Halloween will be on Friday the 13th this year
2025 truly is THE year

So tempted to buy and wear for the one person who would possibly get it. But then again, I’d have to wear it.

Need the sort of white-people sabbatical they’re always talkin about

Florist- Emily Alone (2019)

Go to the big one coward

I chose the 3rd stall specifically because EVERYONE is gonna go for the big stall which is the 4th one. Or they’re gonna go to the 1st one because it’s the closest. Or the 2nd one because the 1st one is occupied.

Mfers keep using my favorite stall in the bathroom. Stop leaving shit streaks in them man 😔

I get performance anxiety tying shoes in public