Phil Clemo

Looking forward to finding out that Hegseth tried to order a pizza on Friday night and accidentally put the Iran bombing plans on Facebook.

Bluesky has as much bad news as X but over here, we're against it

Oh my God I’ve just seen that Pickford save from yesterday against the mags! Outrageous skill! Fair play son! Once a mackem always a mackem!

Keep calling it out mate. There’s more of us than there are of them. It’s just that they have some useful platforms just now. Their position is logically incoherent and morally bankrupt so call the bastards out for what they are. Kept the faith fella.

78 seconds the pause was. Basically the time it would take to set up an in range free kick. Just awful.

If you were one of the people at Elland Road yesterday who booed when there was the pause for Muslim players to break their Ramadan fast the you really are a hateful, ignorant dick.

#leeds #mancity

Trump starts war with Iran.

Iran disrupts world’s oil supply through the Straight of Hormuz.

Oil price goes up.

Oil is the only thing keeping Putin afloat.

Putin benefits.

The servant pleases the master.

Maybe I’m wrong. But isn’t it mad that you cannot honestly say I’m not can you?

Sound as a pound!

Well I am profoundly happy with today’s football developments

Get in Jordan Pickford!!!!!

Imagine starting an actual war to distract from you being a horrible old nonce.

#iran #trump

The Gorton and Denton byelection meant tactical voting to keep out Reform - isn't it time to get rid of slot machine politics with First-Past-The-Post?

Ask your MP to campaign for PR to be added to the new "Representation of the People" bill. (1 of 2)

That photo looks like he’s just sat up after faceplanting a pecan pie

Everyone else can read this paragraph as well right? I feel like I’m high or something. Snoop Dogg, Martha Stewart and Luka Modric? What the actual hell? These are the end times.

Representation of the People Bill: Ask your MP to attend the debate and speak out for Fair Votes The Representation of the People Bill is a rare chance to renew our democracy - yet it ignores the voting system driving chaos and disillusionment. We need MPs standing up for fair votes in this upco...

The Representation of the People Bill is a rare chance to renew our democracy - yet it ignores the voting system driving chaos and disillusionment.

We need MPs standing up for fair votes in this upcoming debate. Urge your MP to attend: actionnetwork.org/letters/repr...

Not been good enough today. Lacked spark. Hard to put your finger on what the precise problem is.

#safc

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Saw Operation Mincemeat at The Lowry in Salford this afternoon. Absolutely wonderful. Such clever stage production and a stunning display of versatility from so small a cast. Christian Andrews as Hestor stole the show for me. There wasn’t a dry eye in the house for ‘Dear Bill’. Marvellous stuff!

Once you notice the links between Gareth from The Office and Putin you can’t unsee them

📮 Full text of the letter calling on the Government to engage with the growing risks First Past the Post now presents

✍️ Signatories include leading academics, political scientists and constitutional experts - including a former Chief Executive of the UK Electoral Commission

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Over 50 Academics Warn That Voting System Is Not Fit For Multi-Party Politics Dozens of academics have written to the government to warn that the current voting system risks producing distorted results on an 'unprecedented' s...

🚨 Over 50 leading academics have sounded the alarm on the UK's voting system

⚠️ In an era of multi-party politics, First Past the Post risks “random and arbitrary” results like never before

🗳️ The experts' letter warn Ministers they must address this to stem growing instability and distrust

Mate I never use it. Don’t miss it at all. When people say “oh my god how do you survive without it?” it is just habit. There’s loads of stuff out there just as cheap and just as easy to buy AND you’re not funding one of the world’s most awful humans.

We’ve got that here in the UK too mate. Intolerant bigots trying to own the Union Jack. Piss right off. Not on my watch.

Two things:

1) This is top quality punning. I mean bra-actual-vo

2) Am I going to have to be the person who says that ‘Igor Tudor’ is clearly a made up name and that that is obviously Nicholas Cage?

I don’t have time for any extra plans. My entire weekend is spoken for with trying to prise this amulet out of the grip of a Victorian mannequin I found in an abandoned monastery.

Probably just make some pasta after that.

I tell you what mind Danny Zuko has let himself slide.

If Jim Ratcliffe is worried about the UK being “colonised by immigrants” then he could increase the population of white English speakers by 1 by coming back & paying his tax. I know there’ll always be clever tax arrangements but even 2 of the £4bn he’s avoided would transform say the court system.

Jim Ratcliffe can get in the bin.

On 11th February.

Some effort for any team that. For the team that came up through the playoffs that’s positively Herculean.

Take Big Money Out of Our Politics British politics is awash with money from super rich donors. In 2023, two-thirds of all private donations came from just 19 people. These so-called ‘mega donors’ enjoy privileged access to political p...

A crypto investor just donated £9 million to the Reform Party. Right now, billionaires can pour unlimited money into our elections, effectively buying our democracy. Think that's wrong? Add your name to call for a cap on donations today: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ta...