April Wolfe

April Wolfe

@aprilwolfe.bsky.social

Bette Davis eyes. Make movies. Comb cats. Michigandery. WGAW. I'm with UTA and XYZ.

14,477 Followers 1,612 Following 72 Posts Joined May 2023
1 hour ago

I swear there are at least 10 Tim Robinson gifs to explain this situation.

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Half of US broadcast network dramas are about cops Perhaps one reason why America’s national reckoning on police brutality took so long to arrive is because TV is conditioning its citizens to view cops as reliable heroes.

How do you keep a civilian population in the thrall of state security forces? Police dramas. Thousands of police dramas.

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4 hours ago

Look I try to avoid quoting everything with a Tim Robinson meme but the fact is everything is Tim Robinson now. We are past Everyone Is 12. Everyone is Tim Robinson.

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5 hours ago

I kinda wish I were still teaching my History of Rock & Roll composition class cuz the final project was making me a mixtape (CD/playlist) and writing a long essay on the theory behind their song choices and it was an easy way to know what the kids are listening to. Now I feel lost!

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16 hours ago

Hoo-boy

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16 hours ago

We could still be curing cancer and giving kids free meals and forgiving student loans and doing universal healthcare but instead we’ve got some boats on a dock.

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19 hours ago

If we made the green energy transition this war would be unthinkable and these authoritarians wouldn’t be in power — not in the US, not in Iran, not in Saudi Arabia, not in Russia. Hydrocarbons are killing our freedom and just plain killing us.

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If anyone wasn't of the belief that he's trying to create a state-run media, the fact that he shared this should take care of any hesitation on that front.

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1 day ago

Sure, it's DWS, a subsidiary of Deutsch Bank, doing business as RREEF Core Plus Industrial REIT L.L.C. out of Delaware in the U.S. It's described as a Russian nesting doll of shell companies that all lead back to DWS/Deutsch asset management and try to obscure their role in ownership.

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1 day ago

“woke zamboni” is, objectively speaking, the coolest possible vehicle

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1 day ago

Germans have entered the concentration camp chat

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1 day ago

Watching these guys learn basic geopolitics in real time is incredible. Ah so that's why you need allies. I see

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1 day ago

breaking out my calipers for one last job

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1 day ago

Still laughing at the Bikini Kill joke in Strip Law. I’m the brain dead parent of a toddler so I feel like I am missing like 3/4 of the jokes in that show.

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Donald J. Trump 
@realDonald Trump
Maggot Hagerman, just another SLEAZEBAG writer for The Failing New York Times, insists on writing false stories about me, even though she fully knows and understands that the exact opposite of anything she says is usually the truth. In any event, I'm thinking of adding Maggot, and some of her "associates," into my Florida based Lawsuit against The Times which, very happily, seems to be proceeding nicely. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT
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3/13/26, 4:32 PM

She hasn’t published a story in eight days. Sounds like he knows something bad is coming!

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1 day ago

This is what happens when elected officials make your transit decisions. (There is a categorization error. The Caltrans rep cannot vote. The other rep is appointed by LA mayor and does her bidding. 100% of LA Metro Board votes belong to elected officials)
bsky.app/profile/rsda...

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1 day ago

I genuinely don't know how to process this.

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1 day ago

A Democrat has won the mayor's seat in Boca Raton... by one vote:

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1 day ago
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Anti-ICE protesters accused of being part of antifa found guilty of support for terrorism in Texas Case was seen as major test of the first amendment and whether the US could use broad anti-terrorism statute to prosecute leftwing protesters

Breaking news: A jury convicted people who protested outside an ICE facility in Texas of providing material support to terrorists, and other charges in a closely watched case in which the gov't argued the protesters were "Antifa". www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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I read the “Save America Act,” so you don’t have to. Most of the media apparently *hasn’t* read it because, if they had, they would be sounding the alarm about the provision in Point 1, below, which almost none of them have even mentioned. I hope this summary helps raise awareness. 1/

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2 days ago

Kristi Noems husband 10 days after they get a dog from the pound

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2 days ago

🚨 The Pentagon is now sending a Marine expeditionary unit — meaning thousands of marines — to the Middle East.

If you work at the Pentagon or in the armed forces, please text me on Signal: premthakker.35

Your anonymity will be protected.

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2 days ago

imagine dragon deez nuts across a newly planted grave as my friends take pictures and laugh with me

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2 days ago

It says a lot about Kurzel that I mentioned him and two people immediately brought up Snowtown, a movie so grim I have not been able to bring myself to watch it.

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2 days ago

Finally watched The Order and Justin Kurzel is so good at “a bunch of guys get together to do crimes” movies. Will never not think of the scene in True History where Nicholas Hoult is stroking his hog and Essie Davis suddenly jumps on him and bites his fucking face. Cinema!

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2 days ago
Dear Temple Israel Family,
Everyone is safe. All 140 students in our Susan and Harold Loss Early Childhood Center, our amazing staff, our courageous teachers, and our heroic security personnel are all accounted for and safe.
As you have no doubt heard, Temple Israel was the victim of a terrorist gunman who was confronted and neutralized by our security personnel who are truly heroes. Our teachers followed their training and kept the children safe and calm.
We are deeply and humbly grateful to our teachers, staff, security, law enforcement, and Shenendoah Country Club that welcomed us, fed us, and sheltered our staff, teachers, children, and parents. What incredible neighbors we have. What incredible police force we have
This note is coming to you before we know anything about our future programming or services, or any investigation. We wanted you to know we are safe, and we love you all.

A statement from Temple Israel in West Bloomfield, Michigan:

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3 days ago

He has no idea what he’s talking about and we have mine removal teams so the Navy doesn’t have to send like aircraft carriers and destroyers through there to find mines the explodey way.

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3 days ago

This is the best lede I've seen in a tech story in...years? There should be an award just for ledes.

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3 days ago

WEST BLOOMFIELD, Mich. (AP) — Suspect in attack on Michigan synagogue is dead, AP source says.

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