@captainawkward.bsky.social
Advice blogger, soon-to-be-author. You may remember me as CAwkward on that other site, but I have reclaimed my full title and powers! Here to make new internets to push the bad internets down.
He is pure of heart and tiny of brain.
He has ever cuddled thus
Daniel Jason Mendoza Striped Tiger likes to hold hands.
I cast out the unclean concoction!
Sometimes I want cerebral art films about inner life. Sometimes I just need Wilhelm screams, dudes picking up other dudes by the ankles and swinging them as melée weapons, variations on the St. Crispin’s Day speech, and heroes walking in slo-mo toward camera as the world blows up behind them.
one of the great strengths of hanif abdurraqib’s work is that it is grounded in talking about the things he loves & why he loves them w/incredible rigor. zero doubt that he also has the juice as a hater—he just doesn’t foreground it as his public critical practice.
in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
If you need to put some loveliness in those eyes
I hope my neighbors can’t hear me say stuff like “who wants to stop being a fuckshit tom cat and come be a little bedtime boy”
“C’mon baby, find your hole” overheard from whoever’s at the house end (Sean? i think?)
I still get a kick out of how Nana Visitor's name is also a cool occupation.
Your job: to visit nanas. They insist you eat delicious food, tell you raunchy and gory stories of the men they have killed, sometimes you help them reach items on tall shelves. A perfect job.
I'm crying laughing
Turns out the cure for Olympics withdrawal was moar Olympics
I sadly do know that feel. 💙 you.
We’re watching the US-Latvia and Wisconsin has sent their finest warriors (but so has Latvia).
🦽🥌🔥
You do okay! 💅 😈 But yes this is magnificent.
you don’t hate rich people enough
Strong agree! Hype early, hype often. You’re one of the best at this.
“Application fees are the first place many artists encounter the field’s structural inequity — not through theory, but through a checkout screen.” –Damien Davis buff.ly/KDdZcfi
The longest boi!
i’ve watched this three times. VERY satisfying.
Busy busy brain!
Sandy omg tell him he is perfect!
Pending bloodwork & other labs the buddies are healthy as can be. Now they just have to re-sniff every object & surface in our home.
If Daniel stays perfectly still & keeps his eyes closed maybe the vet cannot see him
She is done with this excursion but vaccines are yet to come.
That’s how they look!
When you are so cute and so angry at the V-E-T
@blackamazon.bsky.social and I are available for consulting on this topic. We could prevent so much harm and bullshit in return for housing security and no more student loans!!!