@captainawkward.bsky.social
Advice blogger, soon-to-be-author. You may remember me as CAwkward on that other site, but I have reclaimed my full title and powers! Here to make new internets to push the bad internets down.
Caldo verde with linguiça, potato, onion, and kale
Kapuśniak (polish cabbage & sauerkraut soup with kielbasa and potato)
Navy bean soup with ham
Avgolemono
Niiiiiiice! & yes!
20.02.2026 04:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
& I genuinely think a pairs routine or ice dance to Love & Affection would be breathtaking
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBoh...
Yesssss
20.02.2026 04:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Precious Things by Tori Amos
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Amber from Love Is Blind season 10 saying “Like, most men will, like, put their dick in a chicken sandwich.”
She is my favorite. I want better for her than a large adult son who thinks she should uproot her child & leave her beautiful house for a filthy bathroom near the bars.
20.02.2026 03:59 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It is so fun and the costumes are spectacular!!!!
20.02.2026 02:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it's like the universe knew we needed this
times have been rough and a new absolutely unhinged dinosaur could fix me
Dear Liza, dear Liza
19.02.2026 10:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There is a kind of mean, resentful short man who makes his insecurities everyone’s problem that is 100% both Chris talking about his “dominant” personality & how much he works out and the chihuahua on my block trying to square up on the German shepherd who also lives on my block. 🚮🚮🚮😬
19.02.2026 06:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Gonna skip it! Thanks for the validation.
19.02.2026 03:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He reeks of hobosexuality & deceit
19.02.2026 03:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The movie (or, the first third of it) is SO GROSS YIKES YIKES YIKES ON BIKES
19.02.2026 03:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0An age-old question!
The weenie king & Rudy Vallee are both doing masterclasses in comic timing
#CriterionChannel adventures: Started Perfume: The Story Of a Murderer knowing nothing about it. When it got too gross, I wanted the complete opposite as a brain cleanser so settled on The Palm Beach story for some nanners screwball fun and snazzy costumes.
19.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0Thank you!
19.02.2026 02:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you!
19.02.2026 02:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social !!!!!!!!!!!
18.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh man imagine starting Cape Fear and then having to watch Problem Child in the middle of it, this idea may be too powerful
18.02.2026 23:13 — 👍 442 🔁 45 💬 17 📌 8Wonder Woman: 1984
I fixed it. You’re welcome.
www.patreon.com/posts/movie-...
She swept the leg.
18.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 57 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That sounds like it sucks real hard, friend.
18.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had somehow missed this excellent piece. You’re a real one. 🔥
18.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is from 2019, but this is a fantastic essay by @raxkingisdead.bsky.social. magazine.catapult.co/people/stori...
18.02.2026 15:18 — 👍 25 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0Sounds like you have 75 gigs to go
18.02.2026 15:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Egg does “world weary old soul” so well and then it’s so refreshing to see him be an enthusiastic, emotional kid.
18.02.2026 03:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hooboy
18.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doctor No
18.02.2026 02:01 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0:full body shudder:
17.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes indeedy
17.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hahaha “Lies detected.”
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