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the longer I pursue bottom surgery, the more I understand that the purpose of even the most "progressive" healthcare institutions is to demoralize, hurt, and ultimately kill trans people.

I guess the internet mostly sees us in distress and we don't share enough good news. Here goes: (thinks for a long time about how much you can be trusted to know) Today… was… fine.

working at the nyt

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented

Why do they make TV shows for boys? Go chop some wood

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Decades of deregulation have had a devastating impact on America’s natural resources, nowhere more apparent than at Big Rock Candy Mountain, where the famed Cigarette Trees, once heavy with fresh cartons, now struggle to produce a single pack.

Two characters kissing each other on the stairs of an old house surrounded by ghost cats, books and plants.

Pink Mist. 🩷

They should make it Juliet and Juliet laws

silly poisoning has taken so many lives ....

autistic transfems

some men have vaginas get over it

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he tells me he's a boy but he's got a Kate Spade iphone case 🤨🤨🤨

sol radguy🔥🔥🔥

im turning into Alita Battle Angel like wtf when do i get my robot body

feels like im a doppelganger of myself

and why do her brown orbs allure me so...

doin my brows is so scary like who's that bug eye bitch in the mirror

throwing small rocks at you

having sex in church is being against colonialism and oppression

pawsibly true

Eggs being “down 97/98% is insane”, if we take the $8 eggs reached in March and brought it down by 97% you would get $0.24, which is as you might be able to guess not the price of eggs

not to mention that a year ago eggs cost ~$2.5 but today even with the recent price drops they’re ~$4

“Revolution is not for the sane” is such a wild quote to find in star wars

The marketing guys at Malört have been rocking insuppressible stiffies since they heard the news

im like if Stein(Soul Eater) was a woman

:O so cool

if i could pause time id do so much fuckin shoplifting like holy shit