@bincedmeef.bsky.social
Was there an owl in here last night?
Certainly not with that attitude young lady.
15.04.2025 09:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lucky for him the president is so understanding and tolerant of failure.
03.04.2025 13:29 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Bang on.
03.04.2025 12:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You can now play as Luigi in Hitman.
So...yeah....
Humans evolved to be cooperative and empathetic - it's in the fossil record. If we were all as selfish as were supposed to be, we never would have left the trees. 3/3
03.04.2025 10:37 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0With a system that rewards this behaviour you end up with a disproportionate amount of people lacking empathy in positions of power and influence. When you have that, our systems & institutions themselves become more sociopathic in nature. 2/3
03.04.2025 10:37 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Two little girls sharing a cookie.
Sick of the pervasive narrative that human nature is inherently selfish.
In a capitalist society we're conditioned to think and behave in a selfish manner. Selfishness is incentivised and rewarded but that's not the same thing as it being an inherent species characteristic. 1/3
Snake jizz has great brand cache but I think any reptile will probably do.
Just wanked off a Komodo dragon & I'll report back later with a rousing chorus of Purple Rain.
Welp...
Ok then...
Right, let's have this cunt found shall we?
Falconer Street, Newcastle.
"Pressing charges" isn't a thing in UK law. You make a complaint to the police and they decide whether to move forward with an investigation.
31.03.2025 12:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Extraordinary things are happening on Reddit.
30.03.2025 20:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We need to stop acting like having US troops permanently stationed in your country is in any way normal or acceptable.
It's not.
It's just been going on for a very long time so it sometimes feels that way.
Yankee go home!
David Attenborough: "Early evening in the Serengeti and an apex predator stirs, ready for the evening's hunt"
My tiny 1.5kg teacup poodle: "I WILL KILL AND EAT THAT FUCKING LEOPARD! GAZE UPON MY WRATH AND QUIVER MORTALS! BORK BORK BORK!"
Oops!
26.03.2025 18:02 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Okay, this feels a bit ambitious butβ¦ here we goβ¦ please help me to survive the current crisis π₯Ή gofund.me/f72ac1a9
25.03.2025 13:38 β π 29 π 37 π¬ 1 π 5Reported that one yesterday - heard nothing. If they start letting this shit slide this place will end up no better than the nazi app.
23.03.2025 16:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Go see that Danny Dyer movie or wait for that Minecraft bullshit instead.
You don't need to see this and neither do your kids.
#BoycottSnowWhite #BoycottZionism
UK Subs detained
20.03.2025 10:10 β π 18922 π 6454 π¬ 570 π 779
Ok so it turns out my shoulders are too broad for me to be able to take my boiler suit off without help.
#GigachadProblems
Shhh! This is how we leverage our soft power to establish Northern cultural hegemony.
20.03.2025 12:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Order 67 was "Most importantly: have fun, stay safe and watch out for your buddy".
20.03.2025 11:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stop being mean to my boy!
20.03.2025 11:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh no! Is it bum day? I always forget and now I have to run to the shops to buy something for my bum.
20.03.2025 09:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
UK mutuals. Please consider signing this.
I know petitions are questionable in making meaningful change, but SCOPE do amazing work and arguably have some clout when it comes to disability advocacy.
Cheers x
The world is your oyster - basically disgusting, but you persevere on the off chance it'll make you horny.
19.03.2025 20:27 β π 230 π 58 π¬ 8 π 2
How to call your cat in various cultures.π
#heartwarming
19.03.2025 10:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
