Keith Conrad

This week's story on my sci-fi audio fiction podcast Auditory Anthology is Six Frightened Men by Randall Garrett. It might remind you of the movie Forbidden Planet (without the cool robot). Listen to the whole story: https://dwarf.ly/B25dNuvi

Obligatory "Why is it getting dark so early?" post

This year, I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January. Then, bang! That's when I'll cash in.

Not sure who needs to hear this but we landed on the moon

That's less than ideal

Inside you there are two wolves. One wolf wants to start a conversation over lunch that begins "Did you hear what Kim Kardashian fucking said this week?" and the other wolf wants to put a fucking gun in its mouth for even knowing what the fuck Kim Kardashian fucking said this week.

This week's story on my sci-fi audio fiction podcast Auditory Anthology is The Shoddy Lands by C.S. Lewis. Have you ever been so bored in a conversation that you got transported into a different dimension? Listen to the whole story: https://dwarf.ly/ZJHfCsD2d1G

Listen, I know things may feel a little bleak these days. Just remember there's nothing to be afraid of... Except that fog that turns people inside out

"You went to MIT?" "Yes, Murray's Institute of Tools"

This week's story on on sci-fi audio fiction podcast Auditory Anthology is The Big Bounce by Walter S. Tevis. It's a fun story that's basically a cross between Flubber and that scene when Will Smith makes that ball fly around MIB headquarters. Listen to the whole story: https://dwarf.ly/E37kF

Today we celebrate Columbus Day with the time-honored tradition of waiting to see if the Columbus Day Holiday Hobgoblin will "discover" our home & move in like he owns the place

Trump can still win the Nobel Peace Prize if Mike Pence has the courage

Seems legit...

This week's story on my sci-fi audio fiction podcast Auditory Anthology is "Eight Million Dollars From Mars" by Winston Marks. It reminds me a lot of the Twilight Zone episode "The Rip Van Winkle Caper". Listen to the whole story: https://dwarf.ly/7aJ

A mobile version of the store called "Moving Target"

Did anyone remember to wake up Green Day?

Phone: "Fingerprint not recognized. Please try another finger"

Me: "I've got a finger for you"

When the new Simpsons movie comes out, more time will have passed since the first Simpsons movie than had passed between the start of The Simpsons and the first Simpsons movie. Just to make you feel old.

Spirit Halloween watching the government about to shut down this close Halloween.

“Oregon is our home. Keep troops off our streets.”

This week's story on my sci-fi audio fiction podcast Auditory Anthology is "The Outer Limit" by Graham Doar. We adapted it from an episode of the 1950's radio drama series X Minus One. It might you a little of The Day the Earth Stood Still. Listen to the whole story: https://dwarf.ly/wBT5

Guys, the Cubs can still win the division if Mike Pence has the courage

If Dansby Swanson hits 6 HR in the next two games they could get to 4 players again.

Gird your loins

RESOLVED: Kamala Harris is (and always has been) a bad candidate Real talk.

Let's be honest: Kamala Harris is not now -- nor has she ever been -- a good candidate.

Her re-entry into the political world this week has reminded me of this fact.

I wrote a big takedown on Harris the candidate here: chriscillizza.substack.com/p/resolved-k...

Hey, free fiber optic cable

Happy Autumnal Equinox everybody! I hope the Autumnal Equinox Holiday Hobgoblin brought you some great pumpkin spice gifts.

a man wearing a chicago bears jacket and hat is sitting at a table in a bar . Alt: a man wearing a chicago bears jacket and hat is sitting at a table in a bar .

I see the game ended and the Bears had more points than their opponents. What does that mean?

It's a complicated situationship

This week's story on Auditory Anthology is The Lady, Or The Tiger? By Frank R. Stockton. Do you think your girlfriend would rather see you eaten by a tiger or with another woman? How sure are you? Listen to the whole story: https://dwarf.ly/9yAkf3cGNZ