Receptive Kenergy

Everything's so bleak so I would just like to share that I GOT FUCKING DIVORCED TODAY and I plan to do as many medicinal recreational drugs about it as I can find tonight

there’s so many bubbles in this bath — like, they’re obscuring half my face

this obscene level of bubbles is medicinal; the white claw & weed vape are recreational though

"so true, bestie" as we block the person who just took time out of their day to point out to us that blocking is easier than quote dunking

what worries me here is that you have probably done something in your life embarrassing enough for you to never voluntarily post it online, and somehow this isn't that thing for you

Yelling "many hands make light work" to the person in the opposite revolving door quadrant

This is SUCH disturbing phrasing holy SHIT

Everybody:

This Guy: I thought it was perfectly ok for my 37 year old ass to date a 19 year old until I heard a Pearl Jam song.

being a Tranny is an important part of my personality, but there is more to me than that. for example, I am also Fuckable and Insane,

Showing this to the man like 'this is us' (I am the horse)

wild how many people clamber out of the woodwork when you're getting a divorce to make sure you really, REALLY know how much they preferred it when you spent all your time trying to keep everything together

on bluesky, you can’t even say “i hope u die” you have to say “enjoy the camps”

'keep playing' I say mildly to the busted screen door whose replacement is already standing by in the garage

O-S-C-A-R

if you heard me saying "good girl, you can take it" to a mailbox while delivering a package no you didn't

AS I WAS JUST SAYING

I HAVE A STRUCTURED WEEDLEMENT AND I NEED GRASS NOW!

This is a fun cyclical community activity at this point lmao. I enjoy all stages

Yikes 😬 thanks for letting me know. Im unfollowing right now. I liked the lyric-based bans but I didn't know about the policy of trying to kill palestinian civilians

true, true. They've been wrong the whole time

I bought a slutty 'oh no, *my* husband? He's DEAD???!!' wrap with marabou trim the other day and turned around just as the man flounced into the room in it and nothing else and reader, it looks better on him

One I'm not ashamed of was the 4 yo successfully sneaking into the livingroom well after bedtime, shrieking with joy at getting one over on me and his mom, diving between two cushions on the floor thinking we wouldn't be able to catch him, and BEANING himself off the hardwood upon landing

I am, in fact, kenough thx tho

quietly laughed while we listened for upwards of 10 minutes (in our defense, he used to fuck with my dog). A week later he biked by with his arm in a cast 😬

I didn't want to share this on my own post because I'm low-key ashamed of our behavior, but when we were like 22 or under, we were sitting outside the apartment smoking and the annoying bike kid from a couple houses down was biking around, then screaming a lot and yelling and screaming and we

our last place in Michigan had a power line pole on the corner, with one wire that stretched way out and was bolted down to the sidewalk for support.

kids would run/skate/bike into that thing all the time and go ass over teakettle, and it made me laugh so hard.
(they were fine, just embarassed)

no. ❤️

ok ok I'm in send me the link

ok so now that I've been living with Dad for however many months, DID U KNO how many creative ways an embarrassed old man can find to say 'I fell down a bunch'???

I believe in you!