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I drink, cook, play TTRPG'S and talk shit. It's what I do...with occasional deep and highly entertaining comments drizzled in. I volunteer at New Leash Rescue. Adopt don't shop. "The best part of livin' is almost dyin'." I'm also a shitlib (apparently).

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Latest posts by surlyitjesus.bsky.social on Bluesky

You aren't required to stand for god bless America. Not even the military is REQUIRED to stand. This is just stupid.

10.10.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If troops are deployed to MN like Walz suspects they will, I'm going to make their lives unbearable when I see them. Don't let one be black. Just don't. I will uncle tom shame that MF'er all day.

10.10.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My diabeetus just flared looking at this....but I'm ok with that....this is what insulin is made for

09.10.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Country fans are upset with Zach Bryan after he criticized ICE in a song.

But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.

09.10.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10137    ๐Ÿ” 3360    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 303    ๐Ÿ“Œ 184

Three dudes that have no idea what consensual sex with another human is like.

09.10.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate people.

08.10.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Windows is bugging FR if they think I'm going to go out and buy a new PC just because their OS is not going to be supported...

I'd like to introduce you to my super stable and practically virus free friend...Linux.

08.10.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With how much training Keaneu Reeves has had for films like the Matrix and John Wick, I bet he can throw hands for real

08.10.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trevor Lawrence's wife is in trouble tonight.

07.10.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was absolutely amazing by Trevor Lawrence. Wow

Fucking, wow!!

07.10.2025 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They really just put Trevor Lawrence on TV picking his nose.

07.10.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Arrested Development.

07.10.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Say "I'm a total tool!" Without saying "I'm a total tool."

07.10.2025 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol, the American FAFO card for pickpockets in other countries.

06.10.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is a reason they have that differentiated on the census. For those that identify as white and Hispanic. Shit. Look at Argentina. You have blonde haired, blue eyed South Americans.

Race is 100% a social construct.

06.10.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most of the BS in movies can be traced back to a kid, not listening to what their parents told them to do.

05.10.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tony Romo is an absolute idiot sometimes. He just said, for the entire nation to hear, that the winner of the game is going to be determined by who wins in the red zone. Well no s*** Tony! Whichever team scores more in the Red zone usually does win!

05.10.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She is SELLING!

04.10.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love everything about this.

04.10.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People thought I was kidding when I told them to buy a gun. It would be a cold day in hell before I just let someone breakdown my door. I may not make it, but I guarantee I won't be the only one dead. It won't be until they start meeting armed resistance that they rethink tactics.

04.10.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's the plan for when Target can't afford sponsorship anymore, lol....with this possible hostile takeover, it could be sooner than we think ..

04.10.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Say word!!

04.10.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The bugs are so bad in Minnesota this year, that I absolutely cannot wait until it starts to get colder and kills them off.

04.10.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The genius of Robert Downey Jr playing iron Man can't be overstated. He is a billionaire who when given the opportunity to help the entire universe, is hesitant to do it because it would impact him personally.

How real is that.

That's, also, all you need to know about billionaires.

04.10.2025 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Could you imagine being Colin Jost and knowing that your wife is going to work for long periods of time with Chris Evans...that's got to be intimidating.

04.10.2025 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had an ex like that ...sigh...I messed that one up.....but yah, you're not alone.

04.10.2025 05:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Avengers Endgame really was a fucking masterpiece.

04.10.2025 05:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not even a year in and I firmly believe the US will never recover from this

04.10.2025 05:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What about wearing the flag on their ass?

04.10.2025 05:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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