Carlos🥀

Iconic omg

It was leg day btw 💜

Ofc you can 🙈

It was leg day btw 💜

👉🏽👈🏽

What that tongue do 😜

don’t zoom in bitch

Need a 💇🏽‍♂️ real bad

haha hehe haha hoe

Don’t be afraid to add eggs or frozen dumplings or corn and stuff in it bc I make mine heavy af 🫃🏽

I tried a bunch of flavors too but ngl they all taste kinda the same so I just stick to carbonara but I do love the corn flavor one

Taco but my personal fave is creamy carbonara

For context I don’t have my face on my profile just my torso and arms but in my bio I say send face pics so I can send mine bc where I live it’s a lot weird yt people and I’m very obvious to spot being one of the only latinos so it’s mostly for privacy and safety reasons

The typo in the last message omg I lost 💔

Not to be a corny grindr screenshot poster but this was unprovoked and the man is clearly a catfish and gmfu and I had time today so it’s okay

Sorta kinda but mostly for background noise and Ru keeps eliminating the only interesting ones 😒

And no the yogurt wasn’t spoiled or anything it just wasn’t a good combo 😭

Decided to have a piece of apple pie and usually I’ll put a scoop of vanilla ice cream w it but all I have is vanilla yogurt so I added a scoop of that instead thinking I was being cutesy and healthy but the sweetness from the pie made the yogurt taste like sour cream in comparison 😭💔

LA COMBI VERSACE by ROSALÍA & Tokischa on Apple Music Song · 2022 · Duration 2:40

She’s allowed to colonize just a little bit as a treat

haha hehe haha hoe

don’t zoom in bitch

Need a 💇🏽‍♂️ real bad

Using the cables at the gym and this guy next to me is doing weighted pull ups and the rope is outlining his peepee directly in my line of sight

Listened at the gym today and it certainly was a religious experience 🙏🏽

He’s like ow but I’m proud 🥲

Anyways who started the rumor that I mixed a truly unruly w some leftover rosé for the new ep of Dragula

Deserved

I don’t drink and drive btw if I know I’m drinking I’m usually staying at an oomfs place until sunlight and I’m sober enough to drive after getting an iced coffee and breakfast sandwich 🫶🏽

a woman is standing in a kitchen holding a drink and saying `` well , i love to have fun '' . ALT: a woman is standing in a kitchen holding a drink and saying `` well , i love to have fun '' .

According to this defensive driving course (I’m taking for my dad bc it doesn’t come in Spanish) one glass of whatever alcohol is enough to fuck up your BAC and apparently my mixing liquor ass drinks like a sailor

What that tongue do 😜

Some are funny but could I tell you their names? Maybe!

7 episodes into DRUK and I still can’t tell half of them apart

Tipsy and no one texting me back

See that’s cute! He just smiled and nodded lmfao 😭