No need for rehearsals
12.10.2025 19:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jonathanpagden.bsky.social
Voice artist for live events. Englishman, husband, father, grandfather, T1 diabetic, mid-cancer treatment.
No need for rehearsals
12.10.2025 19:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've always regarded Farridge as Sir Oswald to Trump's Adolf, but 'Tribute act' is just the perfect description.
10.10.2025 21:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I want to join the Jeff fan club πββ¬
10.10.2025 08:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Does the US gov't shutdown include DT's cakehole? And if not, surely it should? #give_us_all_a_rest
03.10.2025 09:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nathan Gill is no fringe politician.
He was the leader of the Reform Party and before that UKIP in Wales.
A Brexit Party MEP.
A friend and ally of Nigel Farage, who in 2016 called him:
"terrific," and "as honest as the day is long."
This is a MASSIVE story
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Putin's People Party gets caught in the act again
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The really worrying thing is he's *nearly* right. Thalidomide was a very useful drug until the horrifying effects in one particular usage came to light. That's why Sir Oswald Farage is, in his own way, even more dangerous than Fantasy-land Trump.
If Farage told me the sun had risen I'd go and check.
I'm with whoever said "As good as the Beatles? They're not even as good as the Rutles"
Even the name isn't original - there have been at least two other groups called that.
One of them is in a box in my loft. I don't need it out: I can still sing it π₯΄
17.09.2025 08:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Possibly the last tine he said anything truthful?
07.09.2025 11:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0- first thing I thought of, too
04.09.2025 08:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A young man wearing a three lions baseball cap: who could have expected such sense?
03.09.2025 20:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's like being cool - if you have to try, you ain't got it. (Says somebody who long ago gave up trying to be either)
27.08.2025 10:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In Germany, scientists have made a breakthrough in treating Parkinsonβs by implanting a chip in the brain that sends precise signals to restore movement. A stunning leap in neuroscienceβwitness the power of innovation and the beauty of science in action.
Powerfull content
Perspective.
22.08.2025 10:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I tried to, but ended up in a sort of trance.
13.08.2025 17:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Gawsh - I remember buying it. Still have it.
12.08.2025 20:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and a pen-and-ink illustration of a person holding a quockerwodger up with the left hand while pulling the string at the bottom with the right hand.
Quockerwodger [KWAH-ker-wah-jher]
(n.)
1. A toy which moves and dances about when a string is pulled.
2. A politician who is bought off by corporations or other entities.
Used in a sentence:
βThe shameless arts of the sycophant are not monopolized by Mr. Quocker-wodger and his congeners.β
To elaborate on the last point: they opened with a cover of 'Good To Be Back'.
Leaving aside the issue of who the original was by - and I hope he gets no royalties from the use of it - the song is a dumb repetitive football chant that the Burnage Yobs managed to turn into a plodding lifeless drone.
PR triumph: Oasis are back.
Management triumph: the brothers haven't had a punch-up on stage. Yet.
Musical fail: they're still not as good as The Rutles.
Utterly brilliant. Start with The Blade Itself and read them in order.
29.06.2025 20:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0When my eldest was 12 or so I went to collect him from a youth club, he was standing in the doorway with his friend Laura who said "who's this arriving? Oh it's just some random bloke". To which Simon had to say "actually, that's my Dad"... they're now in their thirties and still friends π
22.06.2025 20:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No, Donald, Vladimir hasn't 'gone crazy': he's just ignoring you, and that's what you really don't like, isn't it?
26.05.2025 21:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes, Nigel...as does my contempt for hypocrites like you.
08.05.2025 17:00 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'd pity his poor deluded mind...if he weren't so damned dangerous.
08.05.2025 16:58 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He's playing all the right notes...
06.05.2025 12:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mark Carney is the new leader of the free world.
28.03.2025 16:14 β π 642 π 78 π¬ 15 π 2A random thought I had overnight: the felon plays golf twice a week, right? And that costs the US taxpayer $3 million each time? That money is probably Secret Service overtime, helicopters, etc. But, I expect felon has exclusive use of the course, yes? At great cost? So - Who Owns The Courses?
28.03.2025 08:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy #WorldDownSyndromeDay. It falls on 3/21, because people with Down syndrome have three copies of the twenty-first chromosome. This is the best Down syndrome PSA ever made and I want you to watch and share it. #WDSD2025
21.03.2025 12:51 β π 1817 π 572 π¬ 34 π 33Will you be financing this from the investors and shareholders who've been on the gravy train for years?
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