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The one and only women’s, trans persons’, and nonbinary persons’ fake programming newsletter. Our book, How To Win At Typechecking, will never be released.

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DUDE CORNER: Hey, Do You Know How To Do This Thing, That’s Clearly In The Docs, But I Haven’t Even Bothered to Look For Yet?

21.07.2025 19:45 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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10.07.2025 23:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aw! Boss Just Calling to Check in Because They Woke up in the Middle of the Night and Thought Prod Was Down

10.07.2025 23:12 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Woman Eyes Current Job Suspiciously After Realizing That All Her Jobs Were Awful

05.07.2025 17:13 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

If You Have Over Insane Profit Margins You Do Not Need To Lay Off Your Workforce

03.07.2025 15:25 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fun! This Xbox CEO Would Be a Personality Layoff

03.07.2025 15:25 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Woman Unfamiliar With Tests Passing With No Flakes Throws Computer Out of Habit

27.06.2025 21:22 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Woah! This Woman’s Chars Are So Long They’re Actually Just Strings

24.06.2025 02:25 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyways We’re Coping With A Possible WW3 By Riffing On The Classics

22.06.2025 12:51 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This AI Tech Will Destabilize The Entire Economic Order And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Capitalism vs. No It Won’t

22.06.2025 12:51 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Looks Like GCP Couldn’t Handle It

17.06.2025 15:44 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

QUIZ: Are You Pulling Off This Deploy or Can Everyone Tell You’re Using Kubernetes for the First Time?

17.06.2025 13:28 — 👍 25    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

Mindfulness? This Program Is Trying Not to Panic on a Null Value

12.06.2025 19:50 — 👍 16    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1

Brave! UDP Packet Leaving Computer Knows There’s an 80% Chance It Doesn’t Make It To Destination

11.06.2025 03:45 — 👍 41    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

Woman Rewarded for Time Spent Doing Glue Work With More Time Doing Glue Work

07.06.2025 02:13 — 👍 36    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

“No Jerry your code sucks fix it” - The Duck

02.06.2025 15:21 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man in Desperate Need of Rubber Duck Who Can Slap Him

02.06.2025 15:21 — 👍 13    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

How to Post a PR and Get Through a Code Review Without Apologizing the Whole Time

29.05.2025 22:06 — 👍 28    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

Man Aims to Get Rust Job in Next Couple of Years

“Hasn’t happened for me yet but maybe one day there will be one that isn’t a Crypto scam”

26.05.2025 19:50 — 👍 30    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 1

Ashamed Woman Hiding Interest in LLMs Like It’s Hentai

24.05.2025 02:30 — 👍 91    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 2

Woman Silences Fictional Imposter Syndrome With Real-Life Embarrassing Failure

22.05.2025 17:40 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Goals! Man’s Hacky Script Not Appropriate for Any Occasion

14.05.2025 18:02 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lack of Space on Laptop Not Deterring Developer From Taking Free Stickers at A Conference

12.05.2025 15:30 — 👍 26    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Pope Leo Declares AWS Chicago Local Zone to Be us-central-1, Excommunicates us-east-1

09.05.2025 11:19 — 👍 34    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 1

QUIZ: Will Silencing That Production Outage Page Make You Feel Better or Make Everything 1000% Worse?

07.05.2025 14:22 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man Entering Quarterly Planning Meeting Loses Capacity to Plan More Than Two Days Ahead

03.05.2025 18:41 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

Slow Living? Woman Still Discovering JS Framework That Came Out in 2014

03.05.2025 13:16 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bootlicker? This Woman Showed Up to Standup With Her Camera On

02.05.2025 06:42 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

How to Make Your Programming Socks Fit Like They Fit Women by Transitioning

01.05.2025 04:35 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

How to Make Your Programming Socks Fit Like They Fit Women by Transitioning

01.05.2025 04:35 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

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