KotoneChou

Given that TLJ rides around in a little seat on his bank, ZZL very likely is the nephew chair!

#svsss Shen Yuan truly king of denial… there is zero chance Binghe doesn’t remember that SQQ went around calling himself Peerless Cucumber for a while… he definitely knows those are SY’s forum posts

I thought about that! MXTX probably didn’t dare include it because there’s no way Binghe wouldn’t fuck him stupid into his pile of bingpup plushies.

Literally all my friendships are ‘the grumpy one is friends with the sunshine one because the sunshine one is, in fact, evil’

It depends on how old of a millennial we’re assuming SY is- if PIDW ran for four years and SY died in 2014 then in 2010 they were around but not yet everywhere. Certainly not to the point where normal people had several just for forum wars!

Lmao I don’t know, you have like a real person job you probably can’t labor in the rairpair mines 24/7

Definitely MoShang because Binghe is just ‘Shizun my blood mites can do all these things, does Shizun want to try some vibration next time??’
SY definitely would rather play dollification games and hope Binghe stays away from that corner of the internet entirely

It’s all stoic ‘Daddy’ until XF pulls out Luo Binghe’s custom replica and starts wrecking Mobei to the tune of hos private stash of MoBing fics
I bet MBJ finds a way to teleport the whole box of SQHs sex toys back to his ice palace

Like I REMEMBER those days, for my 18th birthday me and a friend went to NYC and got totally lost, and she pulled out a phone With Internet On It to look up a map. It was WILD.
SY both rich and insane, confirmed

Three phones. The man had THREE phones out in a time where phones with internet were still shiny new toys.
Yeah, the forums are DEFINITELY gonna ship them

#svsssspoilers we all said it wasn't really daddy kink it was just sqh having massive balls and being arrogant. and then shen yuan said. no, he has a daddy kink so large that it is visible and concerning TO ME

You KNOW that SQH used his author god powers/vision to purchase some incredibly accurate demon dicks, MBJ about to be put through his paces by the tiniest man he’s ever seen

If you aren’t following muse and Danny and Alex and Corrin you should, they’re all such excellent insane people

Lmao the cake boxes are much lighter than like… chicken wings or pizza dough
Also I am pretty strong, I just don’t have much stamina

Nooooooo how can I appreciate how hot my rairpairs are if my eyes are bleeding from poor graphic design?!?! I have aphantasia! I’d be lost!

Besides you and I both know the hot tubs are those terrible cutout fb videos people use not to get copyright struck

Why are you so quick to tag me in this atrocity

Lmao is that what this was???

Tbf my ENTIRE timeline is just new extra content but I only follow insane people

THREE PHONES
I’m HOWLING

Those are all cake yes, we have like five boxes of emergency cake in case some kid needs one

The mood is watching election rollout while screaming about gay dumbasses and it’s incredibly relatable

I'M PRO HOPE. EVEN IF WE GET FUCKED, I'LL HOPE AGAIN!!

He definitely read it and was like 🤨 Who is this interesting peerless cucumber person (at which point SY was like NO ONE LETS GO TALK TO MOBEI AND SQH ACTUALLY

lbh, in the midst of freaking out: okay. okay. this is fine. at least one of us will have a cool head while we figure this out
mbj, .01% more inflection than usual: i am beginning to worry about this situation
lbh: OH NO WE CAN’T BOTH BE LOSING IT

If it helps I’ve already started like.. YQY dealing with two miserable demons (he is also miserable)

This was very very very good but I posit that Binghe drawing SQQ in blood and then eating it ranks slightly higher

I’m so happy MXTXs response to ‘no more insane sex chapters’ was ‘you will NOT stop my boy from being a freak’

Helping! (Making it worse)

Just… being a user in that System is definitely the most contrived ridiculous r18 dating sim ever

Even the NAMES
“Oh yes this is my apprentice Icy River, he’s in town with his friend Northern Desert Lord for a method acting cosplay skit but he didn’t bring any normal clothes and he has to wear mine. We’ll get his hair cut tomorrow don’t worry that’s not part of the costume he just forgot”

Like it even says his family knows all his friends like… he definitely brought so many ppl home and never realized the destruction he was leaving in his wake