Christian

Hoppy birthday Mia!!

So usually I text my parents “night night” before I go to bed. Anyways, I had to work tonight and was telling an asia based consultant I’m going to bed, we’ll catch up during my morning. Almost told the dude night night lol 😆

Same

There comes a point when gratitude at your dream role transforms into cynicism and rage. Being forced to work at 730am and 11pm to accommodate US resource constraints is unsustainable. I’m soooo over working APAC hours at the expense of my team and my well being just to move a stock ticker.

Also those scared MFers clutching their pearls. You live in Philly? Omg isn’t it dangerous. GTFO

The road to hell is paved with good intentions

Go Birds 🦅🍆

When you leaning in for a kiss but your Boo smells your diaper

I see at least 4 pictures in the mirror with at least 7 kids…probably because this bedroom fucks

Lookin for a frozen lake during an Approach to Cleveland

a man in a suit and tie is pointing at something and says come on down ALT: a man in a suit and tie is pointing at something and says come on down

Real talk: anyone do a short dance or strut when you’re about to drop a load at the work toilet?

Like I always imagine I’m on the price is right and I get called down to take a dump.

YouTube video by unARTigNYC Four Hundred Years live at Buntes Haus Celle 1999

Would love to see these guys reunite

NO KINGS
NO MASTERS
NO GODS

complaining to my gaming buddies how I think our Asia coworkers gaslight themselves to do long hours. I’m working on a master data issue where the developer assigned is based in India. The other person in HR is US based. The guy in India wants to meet Saturday his AM…
No, I respect boundaries

Facebook feed has become a dump. It’s only usefulness is for its social calendars.