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Loris D'Antoni

@lorisdanto.bsky.social

Professor @ucsd & Visiting Academic @AWScloud. Helps people write code they can trust

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Two months later, same author, new paper, same story.

23.02.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Klaebo was a country, he would rank 9th on the Olympics medal table

21.02.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Apparently alcohol is not considered a performance enhancing drug (thus not banned by anti doping) in most sports, but it is considered a performance enhancing drug in the sport of... rifle shooting
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18.01.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks!

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@shriram.bsky.social I remember you had a course where you would give students homework where you had the same language syntax but you would change the semantics and the students had to figure out what was going on. I can't find it though. Did I hallucinate it?

15.01.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For those wondering

Baby: you wash your hands before touching them
Toddler: you wash your hands after touching them

22.12.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we're all guilty of occasionally slipping in a self citation, but adding five/six papers in a completely irrelevant area seems like really bad practice

16.12.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was reading a paper (by a full prof!) that included a paragraph in related work that was completely irrelevant and was there just to cite a bunch of the author's own work. This type of behavior makes me not trust the work of such authors.

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That will not show citations

07.11.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Google Scholar has stopped showing one of my POPL papers randomly. Do people know how to fix this?
I don't care particularly, but for my student this is his top paper and it's annoying for him

07.11.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently lots of friends will be in SD for NeurIPS.

23.10.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who teaches an undergraduate principles of programming languages class? Looking for some inspiration to teach one at UCSD

22.09.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
FLoC 2026: The 9th Federated Logic Conference

The world’s largest federated conference in logic & automated reasoning, FLoC 2026 (www.floc26.org), will be in Lisbon!
Thousands will attendβ€”an excellent chance for companies to showcase their presence. Interested in sponsoring? Details www.floc26.org/sponsors/FLo...

15.09.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been added to the "girls' mums" group chat of my daughter's school. How to proceed?

09.08.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Today's Wordle celebrates a person who has provided the inspiration behind much of my work

18.07.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually only watch anime and do magic tricks in the list. Occasionally build models (but from data and using gradient decent)

13.07.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a miracle I've found a partner in my life.

13.07.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm offended

13.07.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Growing fresh tomatoes is hard work, but it really pays off once your 1yo picks them up when you are not watching and squishes them into flat mush

29.06.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can see why the student thinks I always wear the "hooded long blue long-sleeve shirt"

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The last question for my CSE230 final was
β€œDraw a comic about anything we learned in this class (e.g., Proving theorems with Coq, types, functional programming, Loris, etc.)”
Here are the best ones.

11.06.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What version of the Turing test is
"Can a human pretend to be an AI?"

06.06.2025 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
You are all impure now!

You are all impure now!


Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Applied
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/applied

"You are all impure now!"

15.01.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Teaching my research group how to label their axes

17.04.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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