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@dopefurnace.bsky.social

Midwestern Mouth | Feral Heart Thirsty dad bod, domesticated by mutual effort 🐐🌹🔥 Boundaries are hot. Alt BSKYs are hotter. Pan/Poly/Queer Weirdo. 📍MKE

187 Followers  |  78 Following  |  426 Posts  |  Joined: 01.04.2025  |  2.5771

Latest posts by dopefurnace.bsky.social on Bluesky


Just wait til you find out.

21.02.2026 07:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks stud!

21.02.2026 07:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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DUUUUUUDE.

20.02.2026 19:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Welp. It’s #FatCockFriday and we must comply with the People’s demands.

Y’know- for #democracy!

I should really stop giving the milk away for free and start an #OF. Whatta think?

Come and get it while it’s free, boys!

#fcf #cum #jerkoff #hairy #dadbod

20.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good boy.

20.02.2026 05:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I got a late meeting with the athletic director, hon... don't wait up.

20.02.2026 03:01 — 👍 52    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
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Outside the library at 10:37. I’ll be waiting.

19.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve got plenty of juice to go around!

19.02.2026 22:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Fuck #Coach. I sprung a leak in my #jockmail. Do you happen to know a good #gay #plumber? I’m thirsty.

19.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@batemooruniversity.com anything open in the athletic department?

19.02.2026 20:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Put me in #coach. I’m ready to play today. Look at me! I can be center field!

#thirstday #ohballs #scs #fcf #hairy #lowhangers

19.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It’s #ThirstDay. Let me see that #ThongThursday action, baby.

That #hairy #dadbod thong th-thong thong thong.

19.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll be ready for a refill after your shower.

18.02.2026 15:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s just something about dads in robes…

18.02.2026 15:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cleanup on aisle three! 👅🍆

18.02.2026 15:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That looks like a wicked fun way to cum.

18.02.2026 14:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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18.02.2026 14:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Campus legend says if you rub his balls for luck, your semester will be a breeze.

#Batemoor #BallWorship #BallFixation #BallObsession #Heavy&Warm #BigBalls

18.02.2026 13:54 — 👍 313    🔁 54    💬 6    📌 2
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18.02.2026 14:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rise and shine! It’s coffee time and #dad is ready for a second cup. Be a #goodboy and fill my mug?

18.02.2026 14:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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16.02.2026 22:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh #balls! I mustache you a #mcm question - where do you want me to put my #cock?

16.02.2026 21:47 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Thanks man!

16.02.2026 16:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It is now

16.02.2026 14:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More #monochrome nudity in nature... Post yours? #mcm

16.02.2026 14:36 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’d be in the stacks waiting to collect evidence.

12.02.2026 18:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Switch “eaten up” to “eating out” and I’m sure you’ll be just fine

12.02.2026 18:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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12.02.2026 17:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Haven’t seen my guy in as many days as his #jockstrap is ripe. Should I leave him a surprise?

#hairy #gay #dadbod #feet #thirstythursday

12.02.2026 17:42 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Slow rolling Sunday. #scs #dadbod #hairy

08.02.2026 12:59 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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