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@cdirksen.bsky.social

Co-founder @Mbird.org; Keeper of the Gates, and Executive Vice President of Anti-Social Media, @Phish.net; vitriolic misandrist

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Latest posts by cdirksen.bsky.social on Bluesky

One fucking like give me a rt @bizarchive.bsky.social @goldlikejoel.bsky.social ffs jfc and hey all you KGLW fans donโ€™t miss โ€˜90s ozric tentacles either cc @kglw.net

26.10.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

UMโ€™s Blueprints is FANTASTIC imo, sounds excellent too. Even if youโ€™re not a fan of prog rock imo itโ€™s worth a listen just for the concept/production. And while youโ€™re at it check out Ozric Tentaclesโ€™ 1992 Live Underslunky, a must hear for acid-psychedelic-prog fans music.apple.com/us/album/liv...

25.10.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

no I will not do that but as long as she doesnโ€™t say โ€œon accidentโ€ I may be able to tolerate an occasional, unintentional listen

25.10.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

jfc thatโ€™s awful no one has ever done that to me Iโ€™m not sure how Iโ€™d react but it would not be decorously

25.10.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah f those loosers

25.10.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pair this with that thing he said a month or two ago about how he can blame anything he doesn't like on a.i.

25.10.2025 12:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 139    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He posted an AI video of himself shitting on Americans six days ago

25.10.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3830    ๐Ÿ” 762    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 98    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

FYI- @jjolly74.bsky.social is producing the Oregon Grateful Dead themed game tomorrow.

Playlist should smoke.

25.10.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

lmao

25.10.2025 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not that thereโ€™s anything wrong with that

24.10.2025 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ed Luce watching democracy die in the United States of America

24.10.2025 06:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8350    ๐Ÿ” 3126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 355    ๐Ÿ“Œ 404
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The White House Building Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...

Scroll through the โ€œMajor Events Timelineโ€ all the way to the present, this โ€œadministrationโ€ is gleefully destroying the White House, pandering to 12 year old boys, itโ€™s profoundly gross and offensive THIS IS WHITEHOUSE DOT GOV FFS www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...

24.10.2025 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sigh. Trump will prob ask an aide to use that beautifully composed statement of national historical importance to help soak-up the fecal residue and urine in his putrid undergarments if not also wipe his ass

23.10.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Onion article with photo of a man in his fifties lying on a hospital bed in a blue gown looking wistfully to his right, headlined, Area Dad Suffers Massive Nothing To Worry About

Onion article with photo of a man in his fifties lying on a hospital bed in a blue gown looking wistfully to his right, headlined, Area Dad Suffers Massive Nothing To Worry About

Iโ€™m sure itโ€™s nothing to worry about

23.10.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yes itโ€™s true that past presidents have made renovations to the WH but come on this demolition was a huge fuck you to our shared history in exchange for a big ballroom!?!? Just how fucking small are Trumpโ€™s balls anyway jfc

23.10.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

believe so but what about the fluoride in our drinking water and the protection of our precious bodily fluids!?!??

23.10.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Phish Shreds IT
YouTube video by texfoldem Phish Shreds IT

I mean itโ€™s not as funny as this classic but still funny youtu.be/aNHIFM0Y87c?...

23.10.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Can You Still Have Fun?
YouTube video by Terrence T. Tipton Can You Still Have Fun?

whether kosher or not itโ€™s hilarious youtu.be/k8Tq0RXmoi8

23.10.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is one of funniest things I have ever fucking heard

23.10.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
r/UnethicalLifeProTips
u/occasionallyvertical โ€ข 12h
ULPT I need a way to move 13 2000lbs pallets of margarine side to side and then down into a 6ft hole and then cover it with dirt
It must be quiet and fast. I'm not opposed to renting heavy machinery but they must be quiet and able to be operated in low light conditions. For the record, I don't think there's anything unethical about this, but it was recommended I post here and I'm desperate.
The margarine cannot be harmed, no melting or changing its shape of any kind. Afterwards, I will dig it up and whatever is left I will need to either dissolve in some kind of acid or burn it someway that has little clean up. Thank you.

r/UnethicalLifeProTips u/occasionallyvertical โ€ข 12h ULPT I need a way to move 13 2000lbs pallets of margarine side to side and then down into a 6ft hole and then cover it with dirt It must be quiet and fast. I'm not opposed to renting heavy machinery but they must be quiet and able to be operated in low light conditions. For the record, I don't think there's anything unethical about this, but it was recommended I post here and I'm desperate. The margarine cannot be harmed, no melting or changing its shape of any kind. Afterwards, I will dig it up and whatever is left I will need to either dissolve in some kind of acid or burn it someway that has little clean up. Thank you.

[userโ€™s post history]
r/LosAngeles 6h
Any recommendations for heavy equipment rental in San Gabriel?
r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6h
ULPT Is there a way to remove the reversing alarm on an electric forklift?
r/UnethicalLifeProTips 12h
ULPT I need a way to move 13 2000lbs pallets of margarine side to side and then down into a 6ft hole and then cover it with dirt It must be quiet and fast. I'm not opposed to renting heavy machinery but they must be quiet and able to be operated in low light conditions. For the record, I don't think there's anything unethical about this, but it was recommended I...
r/diet 1d
What might happen to someone if they were to consume say, 3lbs of margarine every day for a month?
Just have some extra margarine lying around that I'm hoping to put to good use. If not 3lbs, how much could I eat a day and still be okay? Thank you.

[userโ€™s post history] r/LosAngeles 6h Any recommendations for heavy equipment rental in San Gabriel? r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6h ULPT Is there a way to remove the reversing alarm on an electric forklift? r/UnethicalLifeProTips 12h ULPT I need a way to move 13 2000lbs pallets of margarine side to side and then down into a 6ft hole and then cover it with dirt It must be quiet and fast. I'm not opposed to renting heavy machinery but they must be quiet and able to be operated in low light conditions. For the record, I don't think there's anything unethical about this, but it was recommended I... r/diet 1d What might happen to someone if they were to consume say, 3lbs of margarine every day for a month? Just have some extra margarine lying around that I'm hoping to put to good use. If not 3lbs, how much could I eat a day and still be okay? Thank you.

r/NoStupidQuestions 1d
Are there any chemicals that will dissolve margarine with very little cleanup?
r/AskChemistry 1d
Are there any chemicals that would dissolve margarine without a trace?
r/NoStupidQuestions 1d
Curious about the ramifications of keeping large pallets of margarine underground for extended periods of time?
If I were to put a few large pallets of margarine underground (stored in cardboard boxes in plastic wraps) would it melt?
Would the temperature be sufficient to maintain the solid state of margarine? I'm thinking about 6ft deep. Thank you.
r/askanything 1d
Looking for a method to transport a 2000lbs pallet of margarine into 6ft deep holes and cover them?
Must be done in low light scenarios and quietly. Hoping to do this myself. I'm hesitant to rent heavy equipment as it may be too loud.

r/NoStupidQuestions 1d Are there any chemicals that will dissolve margarine with very little cleanup? r/AskChemistry 1d Are there any chemicals that would dissolve margarine without a trace? r/NoStupidQuestions 1d Curious about the ramifications of keeping large pallets of margarine underground for extended periods of time? If I were to put a few large pallets of margarine underground (stored in cardboard boxes in plastic wraps) would it melt? Would the temperature be sufficient to maintain the solid state of margarine? I'm thinking about 6ft deep. Thank you. r/askanything 1d Looking for a method to transport a 2000lbs pallet of margarine into 6ft deep holes and cover them? Must be done in low light scenarios and quietly. Hoping to do this myself. I'm hesitant to rent heavy equipment as it may be too loud.

r/ask 1d
What is the easiest way to slide a 2000lbs pallet of margarine into holes an inch wider on each side and approximately 6ft down?
It will need to be done in low light areas, preferably without any hired help. I'm trying to keep it as quiet and as fast as possible.
Thank you

r/heavyequipment 1d
Looking for a machine I can rent to slide 13 pallets of margarine (~2000lbs) from side to side multiple times quietly.

r/ask 1d What is the easiest way to slide a 2000lbs pallet of margarine into holes an inch wider on each side and approximately 6ft down? It will need to be done in low light areas, preferably without any hired help. I'm trying to keep it as quiet and as fast as possible. Thank you r/heavyequipment 1d Looking for a machine I can rent to slide 13 pallets of margarine (~2000lbs) from side to side multiple times quietly.

i NEED to know the backstory here

23.10.2025 07:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1423    ๐Ÿ” 352    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 69    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52

regret to inform you that the margarine must be harmed

23.10.2025 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just a reminder that you promised your spouse that if itโ€™s not gone today youโ€™d have it checked out

23.10.2025 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Portland OR friends: any ideas here?

Also @weratedogs.com @darthbluesky.bsky.social help needed here pls.

23.10.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 145    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

that tool needs a penetrating kick in the seat

22.10.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
22.10.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4539    ๐Ÿ” 1353    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 132    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

translation: trump lied
again

22.10.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 855    ๐Ÿ” 119    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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White House expands East Wing demolition as critics decry Trump overreach More of the structure was torn down Tuesday to make way for President Donald Trumpโ€™s planned ballroom, despite complaints about the projectโ€™s lack of transparency,

This abhorrent demolition is a metaphor for Trumpโ€™s misogyny, hopefully one day the east wing will beautifully honor women again www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

22.10.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jack Ohman, Tribune Content Agency

22.10.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 971    ๐Ÿ” 365    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

::begins projectile vomiting::

22.10.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New Bay Area Benefit Concert for Tom "TC" Constanten On December 23, a benefit concert for the Grateful Deadโ€™s one-time collaborator, Tom "TC" Constanten, will occur at the Ashkenaz Music & Dance

relix.com/news/detail/...

21.10.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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