Michaela Laws 📖🖋️Storyteller

If my NSFW work dies because of crap performative censorship, I’m gonna become a charm maker. It’s strangely calming.

I even labeled the damn image so that no one underage can see it with the damn BSKY filters on. I've been posting NSFW on that side for a long ass while and NOW I get swung? Over some anime titties?

Fuck right off.

Hey. So.
As a legal 33 year old with an NSFW account that JUST got swung for some reason with a broke Age Verification check because I posted NSFW art and now cannot access that side here on BlueSky due to it not syncing,
This doesn't protect kids. It annoys adults.
Fix your shit.

Think it may be time to open the WOF roster again. That and find a way to help current members update their stuff easily.

This month, probably.

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So I’ve been having a frustrating day. Cortisol is high, exhaustion is hitting my body like a truck.

I just received a piece of art I commissioned from a friend for my NSFW side.

I am so fucking happy now I can suplex a train.

(No I’m not gonna show it here. It’ll be posted on NSFW side soon!)

So I rescued a cat that was outside for a month and a half during the Chicago cold snap. She went in today to the vet for wellness check.

No FIV. No chip. Healthy.

TEN MONTHS OLD.

I am furious. Stop letting your fucking cats outside, especially kittens. Fuck you if you disagree.

Held my usual tea party for #Bridgerton and made Chicken Katsu sandwiches and Ham and Swiss sandwiches. With lots of tea and other treats, we cried and laughed.

anytime

Training? In my romance asmr?

Catching some late night private training from your boss? Don't worry, I can help. Let's make sure you don't get too messy...

⬇️ New ASMR / RP Video ⬇️

youtu.be/2s_zxSo4YZc

BUTTERED NOODLES IS THE COMBINATION OF TWO INGREDIENTS: BUTTER AND NOODLES.

If you add cheese to buttered noodles, it's not buttered noodles. Argue with a wall. I am correct.

Looking for some private coffee lessons? Don't worry, I'll take your hands and guide you: thoroughly. We'll make a mess together... 😏

Premiere waiting room is live now, new ASMR roleplay debuting 12PM CST | 10AM PST tomorrow! ⬇️

youtu.be/2s_zxSo4YZc

Chicken Skins > Pork Rinds

EXCUSE ME LOOK AT THIS PRETTY DOLL (amazing new model for @porcelainmaid.gg !!!)

YouTube video by Bruno Mars Bruno Mars - Risk It All [Official Music Video]

Another goddamn song that made me cry. Damn you, Bruno Mars.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY5V...

Now make a Spanish version

Like… it’s public that I left the project in 2023. I’ve been vocal about it. This should not be a “I didn’t know” scenario.

I’m not voicing Ayano anymore. Period. There is a new talent for her from what I heard, so please contact them instead of me.

Thanks.

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-gets random email from contact commission form- “I got a script for you, the character is Ayano Aishi.”

…Do I tell them I left the role and project years ago or do I scare them with a $100,000 Pay-Immediately-No-Refund invoice for said “work” I don’t plan on doing?

The temptation…

One of the VERY rare moments where I can look in the mirror for more than a second. Took advantage, cause for some reason I’m feeling pretty damn good and my fit is simple but perfect for me. #bodydismorphia #selflove

As fucked as my history is with Roleplaying… I kind of miss it. It was used against me by adults when I was a stupid kid, but I grew to love storytelling even more through forum roleplays; even if they weren’t appropriate.

Is that wrong? Probably.

Ehh. Conflicted.

Maybe I’m not reading enough into Clint, but like… the man is a HEAVY introvert who is extremely shy about his feelings for Emily?

Like… when the fuck did he become a stalker to some people?? Like hello?

Also, pretty sure he’s more the men who love bears sooo… uh?

I’m confused.

-takes a break from work-
Hmm. 10 years of Stardew Valley, huh? Might as well reinstall and prep for the new update!

-sees a wave of people screaming in rage about Clint becoming a romance option and painting the antisocial introvert blacksmith bear as an incel stalker-

…hmm. Interesting reaction.

So I may have to change out my identity stickers for certain conventions to ensure I'm not selling stuff with obvious profanity (oops, I like swearing, my bad), which can be breaches of convention policies.

Gotta think about what punches just as hard as "I'm ____, bitch." on a sticker... FUCK!

Two cents adult opinion here:

I don't care if you're a virgin or not. If you write smut, at the VERY least make it enjoyable. Readers can tell if you don't like writing it or don't find enjoyment in it.

Just saying! Smut is tantalizing and is SUPPOSED to be, regardless of who the writer is.

Out of all my years of playing TTRPGs...

I *JUST* realized...

I've never done proper TTRPG romance with another player as a player.

I've had players romance my NPCs, but my bitch ass never romanced a fellow player.

Bitch!

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Me: -Researching Mini Chicken Katsu recipes for mini sandwiches-

Brain/Storyteller: ...you mean chicken nuggets?

Me:

Episode 3 done. Did a pre-line count for budget reasons for voice acting.

...ahahahahahhahahahaha this is gonna be expensive.

</3

Yeah. Gonna revive WSLY during March alongside Ruffled S3 scripts, since Storyteller just straight up is speeding through them.

Let's see if I can make both work.

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Me: Okay. March is Ruffled S3 development time. No NaNoReno. Focus up.

Storyteller: ...you know... people seemed to be receptive to you reviving WSLY~

Me: ...WSLY was self-made...no cost of production beyond my time...

Storyteller: 👀👀👀👀

Me: ...maybeidk.

Need to get back to training for Heels choreography.

I say that already wanting to get back into Boxing, starting deadlift training, revisiting Tap, and considering burlesque.

Brain is yelling at me and pointing at my lack of time.

UGH.