One thing I teach my students is that in a society where a rotten cornucopia of information comes in daily tsunamis, you have to slow down and do more work to determine if something is satire or just a really bizarre and stupid reality.
This one also deserves an award bsky.app/profile/fran...
The top reply still has me cackling bsky.app/profile/left...
Baseball is so much better with people dancing and singing and banging on drums throughout the whole game. A better world is possible.
And here...we...go.
Vinnie Pasquantino is a national treasure.
THAT SHIRT
#STLCards
Post-game Pasquatch
Ok, not bad! I got 6/8. I had the Lynx and Spectacled Bear advancing. But I'll take it. #TeamHippo #2026MMM
Noooooooo! I wanted the bear!
Non-zero chance The Pope is watching Team Italy in this WBC game with his boys, crushing some beers at The Vatican.
I hope the Pasquatch has an espresso machine in his lair too.
Baseball is the best.
The Dominican Republic's lineup is pure nuclear fusion. It's going to take some cracker-jack pitching to stop these fellas!
But sloths are good swimmers! Though surprised at his suddenly aquatic surroundings, Sloth begins to paddle. (Britton 1941) #2026MMM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7HG...
THAT'S MY CHAMP! #TeamHippo #2026MMM #GiveHimAllYourMarbles
they got a whole old-school internet page of 'em! members.tripod.com/bb_catchers/...
Be like AcuΓ±a
Baseball is supposed to be fun
Classic!
I love that you always use this GIF. It's a hall-of-famer.
Me trying to follow the World Baseball Classic games and March Mammal Madness at the same time. #2026MMM
I'm game. When's a good month for you?
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That is bonkers. I assume they also werenβt aware that the fatality rate for rabies is 100%.