Check out this one bsky.app/profile/jbpr...
05.03.2026 23:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Check out this one bsky.app/profile/jbpr...
05.03.2026 23:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good luck Maude, you onyx beast.
05.03.2026 22:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I wonder how many variations they have pre-recorded...
"Pres. Trump, we will still hold you to account even though you fell down a flight of 100 stairs."
"Sec. Hegseth, you will still answer to the people, despite being stung by 75 bullet ants, strangely at a Virginia Jamba Juice."
Oklahoma you say...
05.03.2026 20:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Beautiful
05.03.2026 19:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kristi Noem handing in her computer, badge, and hair extensions
05.03.2026 19:16 β π 79 π 5 π¬ 8 π 1He had this one queued up and ready.
05.03.2026 19:22 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Woodworking class for troubled teens instructor Kyle Schwarber would like a word
05.03.2026 18:43 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An English bulldog wearing a blue sweatshirt underneath the Gateway arch
St. Louis friends: Griff II has arrived for Arch Madness. πΆππ₯
05.03.2026 17:45 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0are you fucking kidding me oh my god
05.03.2026 17:42 β π 179 π 32 π¬ 6 π 0I made it myself in anticipation of the Cardinals upcoming terrible season. Inspired by Elmo!
05.03.2026 12:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0IT'S HAPPENING
05.03.2026 03:34 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Happy First Wednesday from Maggie's Rumble Room. Go find some live music, friends, and a tasty beverage. We all need it for the journey ahead.
05.03.2026 01:57 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SEPTIC TANKS PUMPED SWIMMING POOLS FILLED NOT SAME TRUCK
Appreciate the clarity
05.03.2026 01:04 β π 2460 π 492 π¬ 23 π 25
Good news: Scientists were wrong about how bad sea level rise is.
Bad news: Itβs even worse than we thought.
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05.03.2026 00:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Deadwood was and is - if you'll pardon the expression - a fucking masterpiece.
04.03.2026 01:43 β π 214 π 32 π¬ 8 π 2That's how winners roll
04.03.2026 03:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0How I arrived on Bluesky
04.03.2026 03:05 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1I NEED A PELICAN BASEBALL CARTOON NOW
04.03.2026 02:35 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0We're in another cycle on Bluesky where people mistake anger & frustration with surprise. Here's a tip: most people aren't surprised; they're pissed off that terrible shit is happening.
04.03.2026 02:18 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0OMG Eli itβs a nightmare
04.03.2026 00:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Six American service members have been killed so far in this conflict in Iran. One of them is a 20-year-old Sergeant named Declan J. Coady of West Des Moines, the city I live in in Iowa. All of this is just so unnecessary and sad.
04.03.2026 00:04 β π 64 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0Remember when the electrician from the Czech WBC team struck out Shohei Ohtani? I think that happening to Aaron Judge would fix me.
03.03.2026 23:17 β π 32 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Great Britain and Italy beating Milwaukee and Chicago in baseball
Tough day for Midwest baseball
03.03.2026 22:50 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1