Only Me

Aye, you can see why it's so important to cut benefits but not tax the rich. Imagine, a 1% levi on those earning over 200k....

Every time the power goes out, I am always reminded of the same joke.

Two workmates are talking about what they would do if the power went out while watching the football on the tv that night. One turns to the other and says I am not bothered as I will just watch the telly in the dark 😉

I have a dvd with all the episodes on.... simply amazed only 13

A time when telly would switch itself off. Bèeeeeeeeeeeeeep. You must got to bed.

Of all the stories, this is the one that i need fact-checking the most. It's been promising rain for months, but nothing seems to happen.

I think I would believe it more if Boris Johnson told me to go buy an umbrella.

2nd test match starts today. ENGLAND V INDIA @ EDGBASTON ...

A whole day at work, so now I have to figure out how to sneak watching the cricket. Now sports on the phone and an unlimited data plan, just need a boss radar so I don't get caught with it on :-)

How come i have new followers and when they only seem to be requoting this account.

I sense you are not the messaih just a very naughty boy.

Fekk sake, we have known that forever, just watch/read the ruddy news, it's just countries and regimes play pass the parcel with the button.

Sunburn is interesting....

If i had been sitting in a microwave, I would have at least heard the ping.... but currently 12 hours after noticing, there is still enough heat coming from the affected areas to cook a steak...

What's your preference, rare, medium rare, or well done?

It's all perspective, whose to say that person is wanting to just sit down and rest and the other is saying, "come along, I want you to follow me, NOW!"

"But we have been walking for days,"

"Dont care, get off your feet, and walk."

Am I always looking on the darkside?

I thought on initial reading of your post that love was an enema.

Don't glance, look.

The best way i can describe the NHS is that it's like watching a alcoholic in decline and you think of all the wasted talent.

It needs to be run by the country, not business, but it needs to be run in a more efficient way,

If anywhere I would want to be in Scandinavia. HEJ Da, FARVEL & ha det

The end. :-)

God Morgen

Gutan tag, (that's my limit, any response in German is futile)

Morning pet now that's more of a geordie response.

Or my favourite

Aye up m'duck

bsky.app/profile/ever...

I am sorry, but I would be returning the coffee for offending my OCD it's lob sided. Obviously, it will affect the whole aesthetics. Can you tell i like to moan? :-)

Sticks and stones will break your bones, but songs sung by Bob Vylan will never hurt you.

A 40m dash for food aid, though, and it's like a real-life version of the squid games.

This world is fucked.

You sit waiting, and you observe a lot of walking about. You see a lot of unhealthy NHSstaff and a lot of chin straps,When you eventually meet your designated NHS staff, they want to know why you are there. As though notes don't exist. You leave either passed along or it ends with a they don't know.

Considering the @dailystar.co.uk has less than 800 followers currently, I really feel like I have bought in on the ground level of this blue sky platform, like supporting Man City in 1998.

Having experienced the NHS far too much for my liking, it is filled with folks seeing it as an occupation and not a vocation.

Being paid double doesn't make them any better at their job.

I would rather have less staff who cared than more just doing it for money.

Goes searching for a flackjacket.

He earned his money, and if he wants to set fire to it before he dies, so be it.

It's only those like ourselves without the millions that pontificate about how we would do so much better.

Win the lottery and what do they do buy a big house and sports car not rush down oxfam to donate.

Waiting for the time, I can stop following people so they follow me, and I have more folks following me than I have to follow to get folks to follow me.

Admit it, we are all the same.

You are on the wrong app.

Pardon my interjection, just trying to help. Gone now.

Well, if you had only paid your taxes 250 years ago, you'd still be part of good old blighty. Look how well we did for ourselves.

@thegodpodcast.com I am so glad to have found God.

To which our lass normally says "I didn't know he was lost"

I have a lot of concern for the dogs, and we are having a lot of issues with heatwaves over here in the UK. But my main concern is the numbers. My OCD can't deal with how Americans go for the F, and we do the C. Truly, America doesn't give an F.

Pardon my whimsy.

I guess it's the child in me, but you have a president that's named after the wind, which comes out of my bottom (UK). Does Trump mean Fart in America?

It might look cooler if you changed the scale.

I thought this was going to be something about dignitas,it's all I associate the Swiss with now these days.