Ashley 🔞

Going to sleep, please send good vibes and compliments for me to wake up to? I don’t feel popular/easy to like and could use a pick me up

If you want! It would squish you though

Ok, imagine a werewolf, but it’s really fat and stinky

Go! Hurry! Spread the word!

Big Human doesn’t want you to know this, but you, an animal, can pet and be pet by other animals too

Having me lay across your lap is amazing until you need to get up and I start growling loudly at you when you try

General smells

Mae Borowski

sniffsniffsnorf

Tip:
If you plan on TFing into something inanimate, make sure you're 100% confident about it
Because as soon as you get turned into what you have in mind... well, you won't have a way to communicate with others anymore!

What soft fur you have! Oh my god you’re so cute!! Look at your little tail swishing, and awwwwww those ears are perking up, aren’t they? Aren’t they? You’re such a nice little critter

I deserve to be pampered and called goddess while I have my four little paws massaged and my back pet on

*cutely rolls around in front of you, showing off my belly*

The optimal owner(s) will have the right mix of loving and domineering personalities, as well as the potential for a lifelong commitment.

Act now in DMs to foster her to see if you make a good fit!

Want to make out with someone else? No problem! This little cutie will think it’s hot!

Want to have eye candy around the house? Keep it naked and collared at all times, even when friends are over!

Remember: despite appearances, she’s NOT a person. Treat her as an animal for best results.

Does your love life feel incomplete? Try adopting a wolf! For a limited time, this non-human, Harkness-passing pet is available to take home.

Treat it as a girlfriend and have it worship you as a god! Treat it as a pet and have it whimper at your feet!

She’ll fit right in with YOUR polycule!

Imagine how cool it would be to read about various events in Galaxias history. I want at least three Meera novels and a look at the controversial life of Amicus’s father Potes. If I recall correctly, he was responsible for the Wolverine conflict/Adastra-Khemia War

You like Adastra because it has a handsome wolf. I like Adastra because I want a whole series of sci-fi political intrigue novels set in the universe, and also because it has a handsome wolf. We are not the same, but are similar

Remember: if you’re a werewolf, it’s ok to bully pathetic losers because we’re naturally just better than them! Grab their blushy faces and shove them wherever you think is best.

FYI, you will see quad/feral content here, but even if they don’t speak they’re still intelligent and sapient.

I’m an actual, literal wolf, and I feel really comfy on four legs sometimes!

It would be hilarious if they decided to remove it haha

Probably just the site being held together with duct tape though

typical weredoggirl struggle

A set of rings of profile pictures around my profile picture that represent which accounts are close to mine, from skircle.me

Look at all these critters

I could probably eat like a pound or two of those sliced charcuterie meats or pepperoni in one sitting. My wolf self can’t ever seem to get enough

Trotting over on my four paws to politely sniff you

I’ll be shrinking you down and putting you in my bush, Flea~

Woah 🎈🎈🎈🎈(imagine the balloons are on my profile)
It’s my birthday! :D

[CW: blood, mauling implications]

Seeing a flash of lightning illuminate my werewolf body looming uncomfortably close to you, red liquid staining my muzzle and extended claws as my purple eyes glow and lock with yours

GOD,

[CW: incest]

Jackie warping reality to make it so that she was always your hot older sister who’s now uncomfortably close and flirting with you???