“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” ― Charles M. Schulz
07.02.2025 15:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@tswanson9.bsky.social
Just thought I would throw out random quotes and see where they land!!!
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” ― Charles M. Schulz
07.02.2025 15:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Most days
07.02.2025 15:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bodies are still being pulled from the Potomac.
The President and extreme MAGA Republicans are blaming women and people of color for the deadly plane crash.
At the same time, they are dismantling the Federal Aviation Administration as we know it.
Disgusting.
Wolves are essential. So is coffee 😉
23.01.2025 14:10 — 👍 1393 🔁 184 💬 19 📌 9Wow! Just saw a post regarding Musk's Nazi hand gesture during his speech. Wonder if MAGA understands what they just witnessed.
21.01.2025 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0From our family to yours, Happy Thanksgiving 🍂
28.11.2024 14:23 — 👍 1123 🔁 140 💬 7 📌 4Woohoo!!! Gaetz withdrew!!
21.11.2024 17:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ― George Carlin
20.11.2024 23:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Don’t be so humble — you are not that great.” ― Golda Meir
20.11.2024 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” — Robin Williams
19.11.2024 21:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” — George Carlin
19.11.2024 21:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”
—Erma Bombeck
“I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later."
—Mitch Hedberg
“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
—Rita Rudner
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
—Jack Handey
“Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.”
—David Letterman
“My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”
—Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls
I had to really fix it!😂😂😂😂
17.11.2024 00:41 — 👍 20001 🔁 1621 💬 544 📌 90Fixed it!
16.11.2024 16:08 — 👍 53619 🔁 4596 💬 736 📌 132