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Jeff Despres

@tealshark.ca.bsky.social

Take nothing I post seriously. Do not exceed 12 caplets in a 24-hour period. Fredericton, New Brunswick

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Latest posts by tealshark.ca on Bluesky

At least we know where they will shoot "Being John Malkovich 2".

07.10.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't stop looking at this.

Does that render have seven storeys going into a building that appears to be about three? Which means each floor at the mid-point would be about 4-6' feet high? And by the time it gets to the end on the right, the rooms would be half the height of a standard door?

06.10.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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BREAKING: Company fined $1M, banned 10 years from using temporary foreign workers Bolero Shellfish Processing has been leveled the largest penalty ever issued over the mistreatment of temporary foreign workers

NEW from me...
New Brunswick company fined $1 million, banned 10 years from using temporary foreign workers

Bolero Shellfish Processing has been leveled the largest penalty ever issued over the mistreatment of TFWs.

Details πŸ‘‡
tj.news/new-brunswic... #NB

06.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a blue shirt is making a funny face and says every . Alt: A GIF from the legendary TV show "Community" where Annie Edison yells the word "EVERYTHING" as a reference to a classic line uttered by Gary Oldman. Gary Oldman is a very versatile actor and could right now be playing the role of any one of your friends in your inner circle. You wouldn't even know it! He's that good.

I have my first checkup appointment with my doctor tomorrow in a long while and I'm pretty sure this will be the response to the question "so, what's wrong with me?"

06.10.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Peacemaker Intro Works with Everything - Vlad Guerrero Jr. Grand Slam
YouTube video by tealshark Peacemaker Intro Works with Everything - Vlad Guerrero Jr. Grand Slam

Wow, the Peacemaker season 2 intro really does work with everything!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo9N...

06.10.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
nbfiremap

Looks like there might be a forest fire on the training grounds of Base Gagetown. A bunch of AT-802s took off around 12:50 and are over the mapped hotspots indicated on nbfiremap.ca right now.

05.10.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Effective immediately, emergency vehicles are allowed to cross the new, under construction, Anderson Bridge in Miramichi in case of an emergency.

During times when contractor is not on site there will be a security team in place to monitor traffic and allow emergency vehicles through.

03.10.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

One of the most baffling features, I know that one well. I had to start putting the call video in a separate desktop space just to find it easily again.

02.10.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Eligibility for free RSV vaccine
YouTube video by Premier Susan Holt Eligibility for free RSV vaccine

We’ve made the RSV vaccine free for New Brunswickers 75 and older. All in our efforts to reduce hospitalizations, ease the pressure on our health care system, and most importantly, keep our seniors healthy and safe.

youtu.be/gpWKhC6Jb0M

02.10.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Microsoft Teams is so poorly designed that it’s actually gaslighting me into thinking that I don’t know how technology works.

02.10.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Selena Gomez ones are my favourite Oreos of all time, which means that I am really glad they are limited time only and going away.

01.10.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thankfully, my Xbox Game Pass Ultimate was already set to not renew when the prepaid period expires in January.

That'll be the end of it.

01.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching 1970s Columbo has taught me one thing:

I want a giant office with cheap-looking faux wood paneling and oversized black leather furniture.

28.09.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When did YouTube video preamble start to compete with recipe website preamble?

Please, just get to the content.

27.09.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Rapture has been cancelled due to its conflict with our back to the office policy.

23.09.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate.

I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man.

Never change your last name.

22.09.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 25982    πŸ” 6132    πŸ’¬ 2054    πŸ“Œ 495

This fire is now up to 410 HA in size and still listed as out of control. The planes have been flying non-stop for most of the day.

22.09.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It appears there's a moderately-sized out of control forest fire east southeast of Chipman. I just heard some AT-802s take off from the airport and head that way.

21.09.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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This may be the greatest @newbeverly.bsky.social double feature ever

18.09.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 8
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Jon Stewart Taking Over β€˜Daily Show’ Desk Tonight After Jimmy Kimmel Suspension The 'Daily Show' icon is taking over Thursday's episode in the wake of 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' being pulled.

Someone's about to burn things to the ground.

www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/j...

18.09.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
MST3k - Joel Snaps
YouTube video by 97ProductionsStudios MST3k - Joel Snaps

My overall political vibe lately:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0_f...

18.09.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even court jesters enjoyed some royal protection.

18.09.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Made a left hand turn so hard on a fresh red light that you're basically pulled into the passenger seat while desperately gripping the steering wheel.

Never look at the person you cut off though; you're not in the wrong unless you make eye contact with the person that had the green light.

17.09.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate it when people just slap an AI-written description of an item on their Facebook Marketplace or eBay listing.

I know what the item is and what it does, that's why I'm searching for it. I want to know details about *your* specific item, like condition, etc.

16.09.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup.

14.09.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see that a new, uncontrolled forest fire has popped up near the Irving Big
Stop.

14.09.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The rhetoric shift was so sudden that I may actually have whiplash.

12.09.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss when iPhone update descriptions weren’t just a thousand variations of β€œwe’re fixing bugs and enhancing stability”.

11.09.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think I need to upgrade my phone, but they knocked it out of the park with that orange.

11.09.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right now, this very moment, feels like the calm before the storm.

10.09.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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