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JANE. DON’T.

I know you mean well, but this tweet in itself is a form of violence against people like me who can’t help but—

At the portion of the evening where I sing “In Buddy’s Eyes” to my cat.

I have listened to Beethoven’s 4th piano concerto four times today

I wonder if the Blue Man Group have ever explored each others bodies

Men in Dallas love a synthetic fabric

I’m sure you understand then. They aren’t even bad moments, just overwhelming!

Absolutely.

It is always a ghost story. It is always insightful. It is always Hamlet.

The most upsetting thing about having a parent die is dreaming about them, all the time, as if they are alive. Even in innocent naps. And you wake up and think, “why did dad say that?”

Film it, 👑

I’m a book hoarder 🙃

It went well

as a member of the gay community you have 11 days to promote this show or else

Work office window selfie

Performance review day at work

I go for the Nordstrom rack brand

Nostalgia is a weapon. You don’t miss the early 2000s, you miss being a stupid child. You want to be stupid again. You want your parents to take care of you. You are 12.

I think high school football has about five more years before it is over

I would like a day of no news

What we need is Reba McEntire to finally do Mame

Currently in route to a gay club still in full Shrek makeup and that’s what life is about

I dressed up as Shrek and honestly it was so freeing

I still believe there’s is something so magical about staying awake til 4 AM. Anything can happen.

Donna Murphy portion of the evening

Opera is an acquired taste! If you think you don’t like it, maybe you just need to try a few more samples before you find the best entry point for listening

Kinda want T-Chalamet to lose after his anti-opera comments

Commenting “AI SLOP” every time my friend posts one of those strava running doodles

Cracks open a can of Dr Pepper Zero Sugar to start the day