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I don’t know exactly when it happened but I am deeply obsessed with Veep

I can't stand it.

I try to avoid celebrity podcasts but Amy Poelher and Ina Garten might heal me

Have learned too much about how pink lady apples are trademarked and it's a big corporation with breeder's rights and now I feel like everything is a conspiracy

lol I hope you enjoy it

19% alcohol?!

Not elphabussy???

Mendocino Farms you will always be famous to me

Same energy

Wicked Director Jon M. Chu ruveals that he has executed Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande

“We don’t have time to look at one another.”
My god. Painful.

Deeply stoned and watching Our Town this is going to ruin me

The christmas season should be limited to a single week and I will die on this hill

lol oh god. Next to Normal in the RFK jr era.

I enjoyed it but I’m not sure it’s a must read. Depends what kind of reader you are! If you read everything: yes. If you read three books a year: it can wait.

It’s so similar to The Secret History. These Professors who just do whatever the fuck they want and only teach students they like.

This is my hottest take

I think it’s unfair that so many people survive being cancelled and yet Paula Deen remains cancelled

Tex-Mex and Texas Drag Queens are where it’s at!

This is actually my favorite moment in all of wicked 😭

Remembering the time I set a monologue from “The Lion in Winter” to music for a college composition class lol.

Praying this thunderstorm knocks out the power at work

A screenshot of the Dallas Police incident report

A screenshot of the FBI report

Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.

Running late to work because I want to (and tomorrow is my last day anyway)

So I did a quick search and could not find another Margo Channing lol

Judge Smith starting his dissent with a quote from All About Eve is camp (straights should not be allowed to quote Margo Channing!)

Sometimes while sitting at work I miss my cat

Most alarming is the fact that she still has a job at Vanity Fair?

I can’t look away from Olivia Nuzzi News.

Manifesting