David Ellis davidellis - Bluesky Statics

Hell yeah

08.03.2026 05:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seconding this. No, no, no, no, no. No.

08.03.2026 02:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Strong, "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college" energy.

05.03.2026 19:28 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More like see more letters, am I right?

05.03.2026 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Probably happened because she claimed he actually knew what DHS was doing.

05.03.2026 19:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Somehow he found someone even worse to run things.

05.03.2026 18:56 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Ha, I bought one as well and it arrived yesterday.

05.03.2026 17:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A lot of truth below.

05.03.2026 15:12 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The fucking irony of this on his website.

04.03.2026 22:56 — 👍 89 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 0

Can’t Stop now

04.03.2026 02:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump administration debates whether to let Tencent keep its gaming stakes, FT reports The White House is debating whether ‌to allow Tencent to keep its stakes in major ⁠video game groups as U.S. President Donald Trump prepares to meet Chinese President Xi ‌Jinping ⁠in China in A...

This will certainly help the ailing US-based gaming industry. www.reuters.com/world/china/...

04.03.2026 01:11 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

I don't think I've thought about this song in DECADES.

04.03.2026 00:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Agreed. I always try and buffer things by about 30%.

03.03.2026 23:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

O
M
G

03.03.2026 23:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I still remember visiting the 1UP offices just post-GDC during fake spring back in 2007 and thinking, "This is some CA weather."

03.03.2026 23:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jealous.

03.03.2026 20:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You only have to be a cartridge.

03.03.2026 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was out for a walk and overheard a high schooler talking to his parents, “If I live 74 more years I’ll make it to the year 3000.” I damn near walked into traffic.

02.03.2026 03:02 — 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 2

😂

02.03.2026 03:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was out for a walk and overheard a high schooler talking to his parents, “If I live 74 more years I’ll make it to the year 3000.” I damn near walked into traffic.

02.03.2026 03:02 — 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 2

Cracker Jack's maybe

02.03.2026 02:41 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Were Happy Meals the first loot boxes?

02.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Now imagine a powerwash simulator where another player can come in and steal all of your equipment at any time, forcing you to start your business over again.

27.02.2026 21:49 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Not to mention that most of the former cheap cuts haven't been cheap for some time.

27.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sung to the tune of Sussudio.

26.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"younger"

25.02.2026 21:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

25.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 2060 🔁 409 💬 16 📌 17

Here's how Vladimir Putin stole a Super Bowl ring from the Patriots' Robert Kraft The Patriots owner only has three of his four Super Bowl rings. Putin has the other one

Seeing Trump so gleefully accept gold medals and Nobel peace prizes as if he won them reminds of the time Putin stole one of Bob Kraft's Super Bowl rings. www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/her...

24.02.2026 22:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A whistleblower just disclosed that FBI experts were delayed by AT LEAST A DAY in deploying to investigate Charlie Kirk’s assassination.

Why?

There was an FBI plane and pilot shortage… because Kash Patel was using them for personal flights.

24.02.2026 19:50 — 👍 5257 🔁 1836 💬 133 📌 239

LOL

24.02.2026 17:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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