David Ellis

You only have to be a cartridge.

I was out for a walk and overheard a high schooler talking to his parents, “If I live 74 more years I’ll make it to the year 3000.” I damn near walked into traffic.

😂

I was out for a walk and overheard a high schooler talking to his parents, “If I live 74 more years I’ll make it to the year 3000.” I damn near walked into traffic.

Cracker Jack's maybe

Were Happy Meals the first loot boxes?

Now imagine a powerwash simulator where another player can come in and steal all of your equipment at any time, forcing you to start your business over again.

Not to mention that most of the former cheap cuts haven't been cheap for some time.

Sung to the tune of Sussudio.

"younger"

The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

Here's how Vladimir Putin stole a Super Bowl ring from the Patriots' Robert Kraft The Patriots owner only has three of his four Super Bowl rings. Putin has the other one

Seeing Trump so gleefully accept gold medals and Nobel peace prizes as if he won them reminds of the time Putin stole one of Bob Kraft's Super Bowl rings. www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/her...

A whistleblower just disclosed that FBI experts were delayed by AT LEAST A DAY in deploying to investigate Charlie Kirk’s assassination.

Why?

There was an FBI plane and pilot shortage… because Kash Patel was using them for personal flights.

LOL

This is the perfect season to head to Antarctica with Lara Croft and explore a “real live laboratory of spurred-on life,” courtesy of Mark Willard.

What’s the worst that could happen?

Play Tomb Raider I–III Remastered 🎮 tombraider.com/products/games/tomb-raider-i-iii-remastered

So the world kind of sucks right now. I’ve been working with a group who 3D prints whistles as a small way to help keep communities safe. If you’d like to support our work, check this out. linktr.ee/3Dwhistles

So the world kind of sucks right now. I’ve been working with a group who 3D prints whistles as a small way to help keep communities safe. If you’d like to support our work, check this out. linktr.ee/3Dwhistles

I cannot say enough positive things about @xboxp3.bsky.social. He’s always been very generous with our interactions. From someone who’s seen him behind the scenes plenty over the years, he’s one of the good ones.

Go Go Squeeze not thrilled with this product placement.

BREAKING: PlayStation is shutting down Bluepoint Games, the studio responsible for modern remakes of classic games such as Demon's Souls and Shadow of the Colossus, Bloomberg News has learned.

A shocking end for a well-respected studio.

Trump Picks His Ex-Receptionist, 26, for Top Ballroom Job Trump has appointed a 26-year-old aide with no notable arts expertise to the arts commission reviewing his tacky D.C. makeover.

Trump's ballroom will aptly be overseen by the girlfriend from Get Out.

Amazon Wedding Registry With Amazon Wedding Registry, you can add items from the world's largest selection, get free 180-day returns on most items, and manage your registry on any device whenever - and wherever - you want.

Hey everyone, Green Lantern is one of our printers who is in dire need of filament right now. They are going through about 28 kg of filament a week (about 50,000 whistles).

www.amazon.com/wedding/shar...

Congrats! Such a great feeling.

Oh shit, I posted this before watching the segment. FUCKING LOL.

RBI Baseball for my dad.

Virtual Boy – Nintendo Classics is up on US eShop for Switch Online + Expansion Pack members www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

So, any chance to Virtual Boy games hit the e-shop at 9pm PT? #WhatsIsWrongWithMe

I look forward to the 3d print projects that let us wear the plastic one on our head.

A screenshot showing: Shipped this month 391,365 Total Shipped 700,770

Also, for those who are following the adventures of the Little Whistle Federation That Could, we just passed 700,000 whistles shipped total.

Of those 700,000 whistles, more than half of them were shipped in these 14 days of February.

Because I don’t follow news closely I didn’t realize the games weren’t available until the 17th. Worst Valentines Ever. 😂