Matt Kelly

Matt Kelly

@mattkelly.bsky.social

Owner, Cool Beans! Magazine and Records

519 Followers 60 Following 29 Posts Joined Jun 2023
7 months ago

FB decided I should see Lisa Loeb posing in front of a bunch of pictures of cats. How hard can I say "I am NOT interested in this at all and your algorythm is completely broken."?

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8 months ago
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High-End, Long-Distance, Titanium—Would You Ride Jim Luther's T-Lab All-Road? YouTube video by MK-ULTRA

A couple of weeks ago, I rode from Seattle to Portland via the Olympic Peninsula and crossed paths with Jim Luther, who was putting in crazy miles on his T-Lab titanium touring rig. I figured I wouldn’t be the only one impressed, so I asked him a few questions about his setup:
youtu.be/1gdlznCNjOA

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9 months ago

I was talking to Peachy Peach about Kissy Kiss.

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9 months ago

I've used a lot of porta-potties in my life and I have one thing to say: You people need to eat more fiber.

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11 months ago
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If you know me, you know I'm a fan of both the Tigers and the Giants. SF is off to a great start, but sitting 3rd in their division. Detroit is tied for the lead in theirs, but uh...

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1 year ago
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PREACH

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

Today I learned: "Pernickety" is the original spelling of the word, and "persnickety" is a variant used in American English.

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1 year ago
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1 year ago
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Top AI Investor Says Goal Is to Crash Human Wages AI totally "crashing" everyone's wages is a necessary stepping stone towards a better future, argues billionaire Marcus Andreessen.

No way.

Way.

futurism.com/the-byte/ai-...

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1 year ago

I've never seen a convenience fee that was convenient or fair.

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1 year ago

I hate how employers treat holidays as if the sole purpose is for employees recharge so they can return to work and be more productive.

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1 year ago

Which do you think has more bits of food in it, my keyboard or my beard?

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1 year ago

SY and I watched Blue Velvet on our second date.

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1 year ago
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David Lynch being a madman for a relentless 8 minutes and 30 seconds | cosmavoid YouTube video by cosmavoid


RIP David Lynch. One of the few filmmakers to actually change my life.

youtu.be/TqZpi8zAqe0

[BTW: I don't usually post the same thing to both FB & BSKY, but I keep forgetting that FB barely shows my posts to anyone when I include a YouTube link.]

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1 year ago
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Sam & Dave - Hold On I'm Comin' (1967) | LIVE YouTube video by Beat-Club

RIP Sam Moore (1935–2025)
youtu.be/QMK80XsOg3k

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1 year ago
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My son let me try his protein chocolate milk and it was actually pretty good!

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1 year ago

No thank you. :)

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1 year ago
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three men are singing and playing guitars on stage ALT: three men are singing and playing guitars on stage

For someone who hates the Eagles as much as I do, their songs sure are stuck in my head a lot.

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1 year ago

Future tattoo?

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1 year ago

Don't think twice, it's alright

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1 year ago
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This one from Twin Brook Creamery is great. A!

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1 year ago
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The Darigold was $2.29 and the Fairlife was $2.79. They were both ok. The Fairlife was maybe 30nor 40 cents better than the Darigold, but not 50. Neither were as good as a mocha Frapaccino, which technically isn't even chocolate milk but it is really good.

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1 year ago

Do you have a favorite kind of chocolate milk? What makes it special?

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1 year ago

Many people incorporate 'calls to action' in their social media posts and my first response is usually, "No."

#keepitgoing #spottheerror #whatswrongwiththispicture #tagafriend #learnmore #shopnow #clickhere #fuckyou

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1 year ago
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So far this is the problem with BlueSky. Took me a bit to figure out how to stop these pointless notifications from blowing up my phone.

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1 year ago
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How Much Does It Cost To Make A Shirt? 9 Factors This article provides a quick explanation of how much it cost to make a shirt and how each component affects the price.

seamapparel.com/blog/cost-to...

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1 year ago

All these bands and T-shirt companies are having black Friday sales marking their $50 shirts down to $45 or $40 (plus shipping.) This sure makes me feel old.

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1 year ago
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South Dakota Republican introduces bill to eliminate Department of Education Sen. Mike Rounds (R-S.D.) introduced legislation on Thursday to eliminate the Department of Education, a move that would have the support of President-elect Trump. The proposal would get rid of the…

This motherfucker...

thehill.com/homenews/edu...

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1 year ago

Isn't it weird that Jesus' middle name is Fucking?

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