Zoe Tunnell

Said the phrase 'I'm over the moon!' to a Polish man and he was a little confused and asked what I meant so I explained and when I finished he just shook his head and said 'You're happy but you have no business in space.'

Anyways that sucked and I'm probably not gonna do anymore solo wrestling shows because dealing with assholes is a lot easier with friends there but now I'm back home, have vodka penne on the way and am going to get high enough to put an elephant into a coma and sleep for 10 hours

It was a very sweet little thing that honestly I REALLY needed

(He was gonna cancel because it didn't make it clear he was gonna have to wait for like 10-15 minutes and didn't want to but then remembered my name and that he drove a person with it from the same town earlier than day so he messaged)

Tonight sucked but I did have a lovely little moment with my Uber driver. I scheduled it ahead of time because my phone was dying, he messaged and went "Did I drive you earlier?" Turns out, same dude and he said he was gonna cancel but didn't because he said I was nice to him and he appreciated it

I will admit, universe, you are a very funny asshole by having the train home be full of folks from the PPV talking about how rad the bits I missed were

A panel from SAPPHIC VAMPIRE NOIR showing a sharp nail slicing into a neck with SLK written out in blood

Getting a snack, y'all want anything?

From SAPPHIC VAMPIRE NOIR which will be revealed with its proper title and details next month!!

From me, @laurenknight.bsky.social, @jpjordan.bsky.social, @longtalljodie.com, and @cerealpancake.bsky.social.

Ha AND I missed Joe winning the title and Swerve returning

Extremely funny

It's one of those situations where after a few years and feeling confident and proud and past this sort of thing it really just catches you completely off guard. I think the last time I had to just bail was...3 years ago? 4? It has been a long, long time. Turns out, still fuckin hurts.

Bleh.

Been a long time since I've had to ditch a situation due to gross men and being misgendered and shit. Couple years, at least.

What a lovely way to spend a Saturday.

I am usually pretty resilient to this shit but being literally surrounded by it has me hitting my limit

Welp, we had another women's match so the men around me were disgusting again and also started misgendering me specifically so I think ya girl is gonna be hitting the road before the main event

Kris Statlander

Simply the perfect woman

A picture of me in a STRAPLANDER shirt with a cowboy shit wallpaper with a chain necklace

Local dyke goes to wrestling

It's cool how Jon Moxley is gonna get his head uppercutted into low orbit by Claudio for being the weak link

Moxley bloody

More blood time

Kyle O'Reilly bleeding

Blood time

God damn this really killed the mood for me

I've been so entrenched in queer wrestling spaces that I forgot that a lot of these assholes are around

I juat heard a guy use the fucking "tracts of land" line in 2025 and an entirely different man right behind me say he could take trained MMA badass Marina Shafir in a fight before a DIFFERENT man called a third woman a dumb bitch and sorry I am a misandrist now

There are so many people vaping in this arena

El Sky Team

I LOVE LUCHADORS

Eddie Kingston entering

THAT'S MY MAD KING

I am in the same room as The Rizzler and I feel ill I feel a plague come upon me

The Costco guys getting pyro

Help

This view and seat is great but oh these dudes around me suck ass, I dread how they behave during the women's matches

A gigantic chicken tender

This is the biggest god damm chicken tender I've ever seen

This was like $120 which is PRETTY GODDAMN GREAT for this view

My seats at Full Gear

Oops I accidentally got a FANTASTIC seat

Happy to be of service, they're also doing wonders for my brain health