Joie the Ginger👑

I hate when my phone updates and I have to reteach it all the important spell checks words like Targaryen

There is no stopping Mariah

Do you ever think in your head while talking to someone; how can I take this seriously when I know this is just Roger from American Dad?

Washing my rice so the mean sexy Mulan man won't yell at me.
Putting chili jam in the fried rice so Uncle Roger does yell at me.

May your day be better than this recipe

I walked outside for three minutes and got a bug bite. It is October in the northern hemisphere. I should be able to go longer without a bug bite.

People: Ai is bad
Me: agreed
Also me: Why can I stop watching the video where Miss Piggy and Michael Jackson fall in love?

The is guy in the grocery parking lot dressed like he just landed on the shore at the battle of Normandy.
What is this time line anymore?

Me seeing an older man in a straw hat: That man spared no expense.
Me seeing an older man not in a straw hat:......shhhh that's Santa.

There is quality Blues being played from the festival from in my tiny village. We can hear it from the front porch. I am concerned this will summon folk music vampires......

In this house, we call BB-9E: BB-hate.

Rumors are that the rapture is happening on Tuesday. So should we go out in the middle of the night Monday and put random clothes on sidewalks and parking lots?

I have been asked repeatedly to put my videos you the 'tube. Starting today they are posted on there as well as the other platforms.

It is always a sureal experience to remember I once had a ex coworker who thought rice was bugs and pasta was worms.
Not ironically.

Well child, before Google you could watch a grown man get into an screaming argument with his sister, who was a teacher, about the definition of the word 'piddle'. There was not a dictionary in the home and so she mailed him dictionary after dictionary for half a year after the argument.

Now Im not saying these folks think that Kenny Loggins is divine but....

Rant ahoy:
Why make a Rescuer's Down Under Loungfly set and have anyone but Joanna on it? We only care about Joanna and the possibility of those eggs being Joanna's eggs.
Rant over. Thank you for your time.

The new Preston Jacobs fan fiction chapter came out and I have no one to talk to.....

I know in my soul that every time I sing Silver Spring that a certain person has an annoying itch they can't get to.

No one expects the Swiss army knife: Allen wrench version

Roll for Earrings episode 107
#bananaforscale #rollforearrings #earrings #rollfor #jewelry

I have been through my closet twice now and I do not have clothes for instant Alexander Hamilton cosplay. I DO have the things to be Obi Won Kenobi so I guess I'll do the Kamino speech next rainstorm.

Accidental corn
#corn #newhitsong

I was just informed that C3PO is wearing a crop top.

I just had a full conversation about which one of our pets would pull a Pinocchio and become a human child. Vader the cat would become human and then demand a Red Bull and WWE action figures.

Just got my first Christmas ad of the year. It is spooky season, not jingle bells rock!

Roll for Earrings episode 102
#rollforearrings #bananaforscale #rollfor #earrings #jewelry #beadedjewelry #smallbusiness #jewelrymakingprocess #earrings #bananaforscale

Sometimes the simulation remembers this is supposed to be a neighborhood and I get to witness a hillbilly crash out.