@lobstergeoff.bsky.social
Cynical aging millennial trying to enjoy what's left of the culture. Nerd of many things.
As a former lobster chef, I approve of this message.
30.07.2025 18:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That person's getting a raft quesadilla for staff meal.
01.07.2025 19:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I read the You roast people line like the hurt syndicate lyric. It vibes
24.04.2025 18:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sleep is for the weak, or plane
16.04.2025 03:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0But mäs
16.04.2025 02:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Taco Bell Cantina calls to you
16.04.2025 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The word put brings such joy.
31.03.2025 02:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can't stop cringing
20.03.2025 01:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lol, I meant the gnocchi 😂
18.03.2025 20:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You can half cheat and go from curds to pull your own (sic) if the rennet doesn't work. Used to do that at a cheese shop in the village that no longer exists.
18.03.2025 20:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ricotta or raw dog?
18.03.2025 19:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Can't forget the Lobster Gun, it's next door!
01.03.2025 16:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Send them out for the bucket of steam!!
01.03.2025 03:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Only if you're calling people crumbs as well.
28.02.2025 04:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Needs more AI
27.02.2025 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A redneck cousin to pizza sauce if you may.
27.02.2025 21:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Which of the mother sauces is it derived from 😆
27.02.2025 21:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Arena I used to work at famously had a recipe for BBQ sauce that started with one full bottle of Cattleman's BBQ sauce. It's a magical sauce of both origin and creation.
27.02.2025 21:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Seems to be lacking that ooey gooey feeling.
Stg thought it was espresso grounds
Wasn't my fault. It was the Percodan. If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain
15.02.2025 03:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On that OG HBK WrestleMania X heel run energy. Unstoppable.
15.02.2025 03:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sending all the mid service good vibes, wishing you the smoothest of finishes. They better have been taking care of you in the beverage department.
15.02.2025 02:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did you give him the Fancy Catsup for dipping?
07.02.2025 15:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blessings on blessings
27.01.2025 17:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Of what little culture is left in this city, it makes me happy that the Chinatown crawl still exists
27.01.2025 17:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Kings noodles for lunch, tap phong run for errands and commander at A and C seems like a delightful afternoon.
27.01.2025 17:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Are you also converting to hotel pans for home use?
27.01.2025 17:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You reminded me that I'm due for a tap phong run.
The content mine that place could be 😂
Fiending for a golden patty and coco bread sammich
27.01.2025 17:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Don't they play in Kanmore?
27.01.2025 17:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
