BUT WHAT IF IM NOT THO
Eh I’m probably overthinking it
OH CRAP DID I JUST MANIFEST THE DEVILS LOSING
Wait… is this what manifesting is?
Oh no I don’t even wanna imagine they lose!
But what if they don’t?
Going to the Devils game tonight! Hope they win
My phone isn’t working and I’m trying to invest in stocks before the market closes. Anyone have any troubleshooting ideas?
“Honey, get the gabagool. We’re so back.”
CNN reports that RFK Jr. edges out Marco Rubio for the role of Elder Price in the cabinet’s production of Book of Mormon set to debut later this year
Imagine a cutthroat callback setting where Trump and Mehmet Oz are up for the part of Jean Valjean in the spring 2026 production of Les Mis
Idea: Every presidential administration is required to put on a musical with the entire cabinet one time in their four years. The people vote on the musical and a local high school theatre director will cast it.
This is this app fr
Me when someone puts back to back meetings on my schedule on a Monday morning:
Everyone: I don’t need another app to keep up with.
Me:
Good news! The Cowboys suck on this app too!
Spressi Tinis for everyone #comedy #funny #relatable #bartender #espresso
Adding another app to the content train is huge for my therapist
Twitter seeing everyone move to Bluesky in one day
