My toxic trait is buying ground beef even though we have some in the freezer just because I'm too lazy to defrost it
That would explain a lot
Literally thought Bad Bunny was a woman
How is it STILL JANUARY. All year it's been January 😩
Joe Keery overtaking TAYLOR SWIFT on the global charts is absolutely insane 😂
What's nice about having a forgetful fiancé is you get to tell him something exciting and he will forget about it so you can tell him again every month 🥰
I did but I guess I was too harsh with it lol
Everything was going fine until it wasn't
6yo: mommy! Mommy! Guess what I am! *Does dance*
Me: um idk what?
6yo: ice on a barbecue
Me: of course 🤦🏼♀️
Periods should not hurt this much
Is there other things couples fight over or is it just the thermostat
Therapist < person I met on Bluesky
the feminine urge to hit him over the head with a frying pan
Life hack: leave the tap running a bit when you're in the bath to drown out the sound of your screaming kids
It's not quite yet but thank you! :)
Burned myself making my own birthday cake 🙄 nice
Some days home is my escape, some days work is my escape
My A game? Best I can do is C+
Me: you're messed up in the head
Fiancé: I know. That's why we are together 💗
🤣🤣🤣
Honestly people having rugs under their dining room table is the stupidest thing
I was just telling Caleb how no one has said that to me yet lol
Happy Easter! 🐣
Kitchen? Oh you mean my mini bakery?
Get you a friend like @tylertigz.bsky.social 😊
Bananas are the Costco hotdog of the fruit world
This guy has a bunch of red flags
4 iced coffees on an empty stomach is a different kind of high
If you need to look at the directions for making Mac and cheese, you're not making it enough
Mentally unstable? I'll 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 you mentally unstable
I will eat my chocolate bunny in the bath tub if I want to, thank you very much
