Pisstopher Le'botomeigh

GUYS I CAN PEE

I owe this giraffe child support

Is it blasphemy to say Jesus Christ is a hear me out

There is no reason for anyone above the age of 12 to be named Tommy. Go by Tomato like a MAN.

Fish 👏 up 👏 the 👏 butt 👏

He is the yeast of thoughts and minds

It's called deadASS because butts are serious

Paw Patrol Paw Patrol something something Paw Patrol

Actually I have another question...does Yoongi have ovaries? Where do the eggs come from?

Thank you for the information, this has been an enlightening conversation. Can't wait for the update. I hope you include an anatomical diagram next time to avoid further confusion. Keep up your literary journey!

Do they come back out his ass too or does he grow a vajay?

@redhead33.bsky.social question about The Dragon's hoard: if Jimin farts do the eggs come back out his ass? How does he shit?

Areola would be a pretty name for a girl if it didn't mean what it meant

Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome 🤣🤣🤣

I've got a message for these shitbags, fuck you 🖕- @shubzilla.bsky.social

If you choose to follow me you WILL see butts and things that teeter the line of NSFW!!!

I can promise you will never see a real genital or serious depiction but if stuff like partial casual nudity or dildos (not being used for their intended purpose) bothers you maybe don't follow me?

Butterfly in my ass
There's a Butterfly in my Ass
In my Ass
A Butterfly
In my Ass

Lick yourself at Rainforest Cafe

*tips hat* M'leggy

You know what fucks? Watermelon Mike and Ike's. Delicacy.