Endless Mike

haha this rules.

folks don't know that AIs scraping websites accounts for like half of all internet bandwidth usage right now. Sites get scraped- ie, all the contents downloaded- over and over again, destroying/wasting their bandwidth, often maxing it out. It's like being continually DDOS'd

All of the classes they added in Episodes 1 & 2 are cool, actually

A woman next to a fire in a house says "Guys like you are only interested in" (continued in next image) (The game is Heracles no Eikou: Ugokidashita Kamigami)

"interested in one thing... MedHerbs!"

Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

Concerned libertarians wondering if they should buy a Nintendo:

The Hyaku Shiki from Zeta Gundam, painted to look like Gold Ship of Uma Musume fame.

They got that Gold Ship Hyaku Shiki at the Jungle Mecha Store.

made a painscale featuring the Doomguy for all the chronically ill boomer shooter fans like me out there.

The High Grade 1/144 scale model of the Gundam GQuuuuuuX, a white, red, and blue robot that blends the styling of the classic original Gundam with the Evangelion.

Working through the gunpla backlog because the amount of space these boxes are taking up is starting to be a problem

It is hella impressive how well they managed to translate the GQuuuuuuX's complex design into a HG model. I still want a Master Grade though.

Arguably the single greatest invention in human history is getting nuked because a dude who bathes in whale placenta saw a facebook video once

the perfect time for any remaining "it's technically not a Mario game" people to peacefully surrender themselves to the police

That's so cool. It's amazing how good Mario fan-made stuff has gotten. Have you played A Plumber For All Seasons?

Like the original DKC, I was too young to beat Yoshi's Island on SNES when it originally came out, so most of my experience with it is the GBA port, played on the Gamecube & its awful d-pad (I still loved it, regardless)

I should probably do a full playthrough on SNES at some point

Tired: Yoshi's Island is actually Super Mario World 2

Wired: Super Mario World 2 is actually Super Mario Bros. 5

happy 30th anniversary to one of my favorite Nintendo games

play Xenoblade we have all the genders

- homhom
- the welsh
- bird people
- sexy robots
- Taion
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Pour one out for all the kids who saw Sonic grinding in SA2 and then immediately went out and broke their ankles

Forgot that the collection comes out this week and I guess I am about to pay $35 to be reminded that, even after decades of playing CAVE bullet-hells and beating other horizontal space shooters like Thunder Force and Cotton, I still suck ass at Gradius

Kojikog in Ace Attorney #evo2025

I hear the kids nowadays have a lot of 00s nostalgia and this clip will instantly remind you that generally, outside of the games and the R&B, there is nothing from that decade that's worth going back to

YouTube video by Mr. Murph 💯 Brad vs. The Miz ("NOW IT'S A NECKLACE!!")

Sean Duffy is now somehow the most embarrassing cast member of a TV show where the most memorable moment was someone having a really delayed reaction to getting a wedgie

my ideal male living space is a place with a weird nook, the $14,000 Final Fantasy statue, and absolutely nothing else

Reminder that Bakeru is an excellent 3D action-platformer made by former Goemon devs

That should be enough to sell you on it, but it's also notable because, despite having stages set in the winter and autumn, the whole game just radiates summer vacation vibes

The meme shows a person dressed in what appears to be a Roman soldiers outfit blowing a long horn at a small child in a modern bedroom to wake him up The important part is the text "Right about now it's time to rock with the biggity buck Bumble"

Good Morning

A fence erected around the entrance to a Los Angeles MTA Metro rail station. A sign states that the station is closed and suggests taking the bus instead.

Related: I'm working from home today because the MTA decided that the train station that I need to get to work doesn't actually need to be open

Every MTA employee I've interacted with was super nice but this service is about as reliable as those Nintendo leakers who keep promising Mario Galaxy 3

YouTube started recommending apartment tours in Tokyo to me for some reason, and I know "wow, regular place in Japan!!1!" is some basic bitch millenial shit but goddamn, I long to reside somewhere with reliable public transportation and rent that isn't $1,200/month for a single 9' by 10' room

Vinny from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads "Everything that guy said is bullshit"

The Judge from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "Are you on drugs?"

Mr. Tipton from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "I don't know, I'm a fast cook, I guess."

Mona Lisa from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "A little? You've been thrown in jail twice!"

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney

Had to finally release this from my head

Nintendo released a survey asking for feedback on physical and digital games.

This is definitely the chance to make your voice heard about Switch 2 Game Key Cards.

Source: theWellRedMage

Survey: nintendoofamerica.co1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

Thank you Meta AI

I know Tekken 8 is a mess right now (still?) but that last match was some Good Ass Tekken™

Donkey Kong Bananza just keeps going, huh? Not complaining cause it's all *very* good, but I wasn't expecting a launch window game to be this meaty

I trained myself to savor new 3D platformers since they were so rare for a couple generations, but I need to pick up the pace in this era of riches

I say this fully aware that I'm a weirdo who collects old electronics and thousands of games, but I like those things because I think they are genuinely good & interesting in ways that are mostly divorced from my childhood. Hell, the best part of retro gaming is discovering new-to-you games.