Endless Mike

a $200 replica of the Master Sword from Zelda

what if I held up the entire TSA security check at the airport

A sign in the New York Nintendo Store that reads “Please do not touch, climb, or sit on Link”

why did I even come here for

Found out my hotel is like a ten minute walk to the Nintendo Store so consequently I am about to make some poor financial decisions

Getting PSO onto something modern should be everyone’s mission

When will graphics get better than this

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

Baki at NYCC booth

Baki figures

Sanrio booth

If you’re at NYCC, come visit the Baki booth and see that even with as bad as my tweets are, I am 1000x more awkward IRL. We’re next to the Sanrio booth, which is nice

Also is NYC more affordable than LA? I’m sure the rent is crazy here too but the food prices aren’t bananas? You can’t get fast food in LA without dropping $25 at least. A fucking non-Costco hot dog is like $12. Here there’s real restaurants offering real food for single digit dollars still

a NYC street with a Jollibee on it

specifically trying to eat things in NYC that I can’t get in LA but my ancestors are calling to me

a screenshot of White Castle’s menu

Phase 1: complete

Phase 2:

I’ve been waiting decades for this. I went on a flavor journey and arrived at the promised land. I heard the true name of God in the snap of its crust, and the beauty of all creation reflected in its pools of oil.

i texted pics of this pizza to all my closest family and friends

Pizza in California is fine when it’s doing its own thing, like bulgogi pizza or bbq basil or some shit like that, but they still can’t do a simple cheese or pepperoni slice right.

a half pepperoni half cheese pizza from Joe’s

hhhnnnnngggghhh

some NYC skyscrapers viewed out of a hotel window

NEW YORK FUCKIN CITY

Finally back on the east coast after 20 years away. Already ordered a proper pizza

ai couldn't understand the reflection so called it wanus

In the GOTY race, localization really matters — which is bad news for Blue Prince One of the year's best games will have a tough time breaking into The Game Awards

I've wanted to break this down for a bit: Wrote about a big quirk in how Game Awards is structured that makes it tough for small games to compete at a top level. Localization matters! And it creates a tough battle for the Blue Princes and 1000xResists of the world. www.polygon.com/blue-prince-...

I think I am at the cusp of experiencing a catatonic seizure upon the realization that the entire senior administration is literally no more competent than a first year high school policy debate kid who is barely making the junior varsity squad

Rosalina is going to be voiced by Taylor Swift and this site will be unusable for three months

Makoto Yukimura was worried that Vinland Saga's farming arc and "I have no enemies" moment was a gamble that readers wouldn't like. I told him about the J. Cole meme from the Kendrick Lamar and Drake rap beef. This is how he reacted.

Met up with my dad for lunch before I head out and he gave me a bag full of "things you'll need for your trip"

It was just candy and a pack of boxer-briefs

It's*, fuck

I'm pretty sure he took pics of some Hollywood execs when they were all definitely on Epstein island and blackmail is the only explanation for why he keeps getting cast in stuff

t's wild that Disney has always wanted Tron to be one of their big tentpole franchises and then they pinned all that money and all their hopes on the guy who played goddamn Morbius and The Joker Who Shops at Hot Topic

Just means that Red Pikmin is confirmed for Smash Bros. 6: MESSIAH OF VIDEOGAMES (actual title)

So I've figured out what this absolutely, 100% is:

The next video will reveal that the parent was leaving the room to play a round of Super Smash Bros. 6, a game that is more fulfilling than raising a child

The answer to why no one seems to be making new Deus Ex or whatevs is pretty much entirely that: they are, but then some guy with money goes "but that doesn't look like the game that sold well this year!" and shoots it with a shotgun

All the classic Legendary games were pre-venture capital in games

A picture of a tv screen showing placeholder information (I think) on Crunchyroll

Absolutely my dude