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Bill Seybolt

@cyb0lt.bsky.social

I reside in the greatest city on earth.

397 Followers  |  298 Following  |  362 Posts  |  Joined: 01.06.2023  |  2.1976

Latest posts by cyb0lt.bsky.social on Bluesky

Nailed it. No notes.

15.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man talking to another man with the words did we just become best friends below him ALT: a man talking to another man with the words did we just become best friends below him

You had me at sous vide steak.

15.02.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 2: Dish Soap or Hand Soap? | Maximum Fun Judge Hodgman settles a marital dispute: should the kitchen sink dispense dish soap or hand soap?

Re: E280 @siracusa.social & @hotdogsladies.bsky.social I swear John was going to take it here. maximumfun.org/episodes/jud...

15.02.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What a snowflake!

09.02.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or 2000’s dot com ads.

09.02.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Iowa would like a word.

09.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also Rohypnol.

09.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait. You're not a boomer.

08.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They've got Steve Levy announcing the Puppy Bowl!

08.02.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sunk cost fallacy. We’ll only get more of this mook.

08.02.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a Falcons fan, I hope the Patriots lose 28-3.

08.02.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@pftompkins.bsky.social I guess it’s not the first time?

07.02.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a police uniform is smiling for the camera . ALT: a man in a police uniform is smiling for the camera .

I think Andy Samberg would like a word.

07.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m more black than Obama!” /s

07.02.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in an orange shirt is standing with his hands on his hips and says who 's awesome ? you are . ALT: a man in an orange shirt is standing with his hands on his hips and says who 's awesome ? you are .

Hey! I’m on that list!

07.02.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nutter Butters.

01.02.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, yeah. Well, I had sex with your wife.

01.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone from @latenightseth.bsky.social needs to see this.

01.02.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
old country buffet bob odenkirk
YouTube video by S'ALL GOOD, MAN old country buffet bob odenkirk

I particularly liked Bob Odenkirk’s take on it. youtu.be/hj4TXUJadt4?...

31.01.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I stopped watching the Puppy Bowl after they introduced gambling. It changed the sport completely.

31.01.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know Lara Trump will be on stage.

31.01.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll have to look you up in NYC when we come up to visit my daughter.

31.01.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s the matter with you? That burnt bottom of the carafe adds flavor!

31.01.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok. But was there any mention of Morrissey? Or Depeche Mode?

31.01.2026 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@floregonian.com Here I am, standing next to the person who makes me better every day.

31.01.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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@floregonian.com For context, she helped start the homeless veterans program in Atlanta with one other woman.

Social worker is a tough gig, but she performed beyond what anyone could possibly express, especially from me.

I couldn’t be prouder of my wife and all that she did. 2/2

31.01.2026 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@floregonian.com Hey Jeremy! You are all things positive on BlueSky. So, I have to brag on my wife today. She’s was a social worker at the VA for over 31 years. Today, she retired! And, I completely surprised her tonight with a party of an amazing group of friends. (She had no idea.) 1/2

31.01.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No Kid Rock?

30.01.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDon’t make me take my jacket off.”

29.01.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess the same could be said about Charlie Kirk.

https://www.mediamatters.org/fox-friends/foxs-charlie-hurt-only-one-person-could-have-prevented-happening-and-its-alex-pretti

25.01.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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