The wine's all you, but I am *extremely* hungry now 🥵
I see a snack I want first though 🫦
I know exactly what I would do with mine though 🫠
Good sir, that fuzz on your neck and shoulder looks ever so inviting 😋
That precum thread 🫠🫠
The owner of the Castro barbershop I go to got called a homophobic slur by a sidewalk passerby, so he gave each barber and client who wanted one a shot of his housemade tequila-based coffee liqueur and we drank to being queer. I love San Francisco.
Smack it across my face a few times before you skullfuck me 😵💫
Despite the InBody scanner declaring me "morbidly obese", I'm celebrating dropping 5.9 pounds of fat and gaining 1.8 pounds of muscle mass in the last four weeks.
There's just something about a nice set of cock and balls out of a fly 🥵👅
Oh the way that head would feel under my tongue 🥵
Okay but your voice tho. Makes my prostate ache. 🥵🥵
Take a load off by resting it on my tongue? 👅
I wanna lick your fuzzy nuts while you stroke 🥵
“Imagine a world without income tax”
After I lick every single hair in your taint! 🥵👅
What magnificent heavy balls! 👅
Rest those heavy nuts on my tongue! 👅
::bites knuckles and screams into closed fist::
If you design your tamper-evident seals to do this when opened, Jesus is ashamed and Buddha would curb stomp you before breaking a 40 of OE across your forehead.
Pop Cock-et 😂🥵
That view really brings out the power vers in me 🥵🥵
Those heavy nuts look like they've got the spunk to knock me up good. 😈
Just looking at it makes my tongue tingle!
Hung dick is great and all but holy fuck that's a big set of full nuts! 👅👅
We need to collaborate and generate synergy to achieve optimal outcomes for all stakeholders!
Vocal. Loud, even.
Would look great in a pile at the end of my bed! 🫦
Licking those armpits would fix me. 🫦
Name your fav film from the year you were born
(As if I could pick just one when these both came from my illustrious birth year).
Maybe you're high on your own supply, you walking wet dream? 🫦
