Chris

Issue with the reader, then, cause ain't nobody declining that face card 😍

Lick it, dick it, lick it some more, dick it full of spunk 😈

Except maybe getting that dick down my throat after work! 😈

Your dick is utterly magnificent, but I feel like I've never appreciated just how nice your hairy balls look. 😍👅

Famished! 👅👅

Perfect amount and distribution of body hair? Perfect amount and distribution of body hair. 😮‍💨

Who needs a towel when I've got this tongue right here? 👅

That last one with its minute detail and how nuzzleable it makes your bush look. 🫠

*Vastly* superior!

What I would give to clean you up after... 🥵👅

What a perfect furry taint! 👅👅👅

"Let"? I should be so lucky as to get your paws on me! 😍

✋🏻👅👅👅🤚🏻

Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers

Céline Dion
Stevie Nicks
The Pretenders
The Beaches
Reba McEntire

Bonus: The Aces

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#alexpretti #reneegood #justice

One can hope 🤞

#fucktrump #fuckice

Locker room mirror pic, black mesh shorts pulled down and blue sleeveless shirt pulled up to expose a white Bike jock.

Pre-back day jock check

I've heard lots of weird euphemisms for dick in my time, but that's a new one! 😂

The sight of bush escaping from tiny underwear is so ridiculously hot 🥵

A hog like that should always be liberated! 🥵

Finding beta blockers stashed in the pockets of my tuxedo and silently thanking past self for helping me get through a day of being in front of people.

It should be growing like that in my mouth! 🥵

Maybe they'll put us in horny jail together!

Extremely! 😍🥵

Pretty penis, pretty bush, pretty balls! 11/10 would go feral on

There's a plant in this picture? 🧐

Hope it's okay if I leave snailtrails of precum all over your arms and legs as I work 😈

Confirmed extreme prettiness! 😍

Speaking of staying warm, I'd like to use those thighs as earmuffs. 🥵

Heavy is the hog that wears the crown or whatever Shakespeare wrote