Chris

(write 'just' again, Chris 🤦🏻‍♂️)

To my mind, you aren't hot *despite* your different limb, and you aren't hot *because* of it either. You're just (stupefyingly) hot, and your lucky paw is just part of that. You're just one great big bonespiration all around.

Every single thing going on here makes me painfully hard 🥵🫠

Furry tummy and tiddies in the locker room

Like this one? 😇

::sings 'Defying Gravity' to self while strapping on a lobster bib::

You should check! The address is on my arm.

I just know getting my tongue between your foreskin and head would fix me 🫠👅

Naked and furry, stretched out in bed, from a dense dark bush on the left, to chest and a hint of pit on the right.

A throwback from spring and warmer, naked-er times for #mcm.

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

I need to finally hit up that ice skating rink this year!

::bites knuckles and screams softly::

I mean, I'd trip over my own feet greeting on my knees to take care of that beauty 🥵

Fucking fucking fuck. 🥵🥵

The New Yorker's use of the hyper-cultured, effete dieresis being used in a sentence so abhorrent is truly mind-bending. 🤬

What a perfect butt on such a handsome dude! 😍🥵

::dives in tongue-first::

Oh yes. Oh yes yes yes. 😍

Do they all have facial expressions that suggest they're being double fisted by Satan herself? 😅

A Christmas figure of the little drummer boy with rosy cheeks and a ~blasted~ expression.

Little Drummer Boy looks like he's gotten into Grampa's moonshine 🥴

Hiiiiiii you're really handsome and sexy 🥵

I buzzed my own hair for a decade partly because I couldn't stand the thought of finding and trying a new barber. I feel your pain!

Emerged from the shower with a towel slung over my shoulder hiding most of my junk but not my bush

I'm too jet-lagged to make a Thanksgiving pun; happy Thanksgiving, sluts! May you spend the day surrounded by love and too much food.

It's like sitting through church, getting to the last "A-" but never getting to "-men" and then having to leave. I would burn down the building.

😵‍💫😵‍💫

My in-laws' grandfather clock is missing the last note in the Westminster Quarters before striking the hours and it might lead me to violence.

Missionary to start for the eye contact; doggy for neck nibbles as I'm finishing 🥵

Rump roast and juicy sausage; I know I'm on my knees to give thanks! 🥵👅👅

a man with a beard is holding a cat in his lap Alt: a man with a beard is holding a cat in his lap

That's the plan!

I want to be zipped up in that flannel with you like a tiny kitten! 🥹

I still need to read Royal Scoundrel. Too many others got in the queue before it was released!