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The Official Bluesky Social account for Writer, Comedian, and occasional Author Chris Jay Becker.

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We’re caught in a tractor beam…

28.10.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FUN FACT: It was originally Wookie till Lucas realized that a forest moon full of Chewbaccas would terrify children. So they made them Teddy Bear sized and changed Wookie to Ewok. A reduced anagram.

28.10.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I use my real name, not a Troll name like hotjugsbev3. Your real name is probably Ryan or Kyle or Cody.

19.10.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Trump Administration is trying to change the name of our country from the United States of America to simply America. If they do that, the Constitution will be voided. It’s the Constitution of the United States of America… NOT the Constitution of America. Trump wants to void our Constitution.

19.10.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Troll

18.10.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would agree, but I’m a Seattle Mariners fan and the Jays have 2 World Series Championships while my team has never even BEEN to the World Series.

18.10.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you noticed that The Donald is starting to resemble Jabba the Hutt? The resemblance is uncanny.

18.10.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cat Yoga

02.05.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who?

02.05.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At times, but my apartment kitchenette is so small and poorly equipped I only really cook simple food. No point in getting fancy just to feed myself alone.

02.05.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

No, not really.

02.05.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Henry VIII is my 15th-Great Grandfather! Can you see the family resemblance?

01.05.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bow down before the Von Trapp you serve…

01.05.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Indian or Indie? My favorite Indian foods are Tikka Masala, Biryani, Tandoori Chicken, Butter Chicken, Garlic Naan, I even like Gulab Jamin although they can get disgustingly sweet.

01.05.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I LOVE Indian food.

01.05.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fire as in GOOD. Not as in spicy.

01.05.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Indian food is FIRE! Ten years ago, in Los Angeles, they even tried a simplified menu at a place called Urban Masala… it was kinda like the Subway or the Chipotle of Indian food… order at the counter, assembly-line style. All they served was Chicken Tikka Masala… but even THAT was good.

01.05.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course we missed you!

25.01.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RFK Sr would be embarrassed by Junior’s Reactionary politics.

01.12.2024 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s in Cruise’s contract, I think. Kinda like it’s in Ralph Fiennes contract that he must show his ass in every movie he’s in. Even Disney movies.

24.11.2024 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I joined Threads the same day as #Bluesky and immediately got mobbed by #Ratchets #Bots and #Catfish

24.11.2024 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when the salad bar at Sizzler was amazing? #ILoveLA #Angeleno4Life

24.11.2024 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sisters build each other up, they don’t tear each other down. Brothers, too.

24.11.2024 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I first dreamed of California’s secession in 1970 when I was 11 years old in Atascadero, CA. I was in my sixth-grade class and I saw the State Flag with the words California Republic on it. Our beloved Bear Flag. And I said, β€œSomeday… In MY lifetime.”

23.11.2024 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Besides, if we’re Liberal and Left Wing (labels I wear as badges of honor), they’re Reactionary and Right Wing. To take it further, if we’re Socialist/Communists, they’re Fascists/Nazis. The Pendulum Swings!

23.11.2024 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The two bands that Green River split into. Kinda. Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention Love Battery and Sky Cries Mary. But, cool.

21.11.2024 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, Aviva

21.11.2024 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As long as you don’t slug your bold lines…

21.11.2024 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t forget, it’s not just about Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, and Alice In Chains… it’s also about Green River, Mudhoney, TAD, Screaming Trees, The Posies, Green Apple Quickstep, The Melvins…

21.11.2024 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But maybe the glory WAS traumatic and hilarious.

21.11.2024 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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