Toddler, post-museum, refusing to go up to her bath: “I’m art so don’t touch me!”
17.02.2026 23:46 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@littmath.bsky.social
Assistant professor (of mathematics) at the University of Toronto. Algebraic geometry, number theory, forever distracted and confused, etc. He/him.
Toddler, post-museum, refusing to go up to her bath: “I’m art so don’t touch me!”
17.02.2026 23:46 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Toddler on art during recent museum visits:
Left—“They started drawing a house! *matter-of-factly* They’ll finish it tomorrow.”
Right—“That baby’s in a tissue box!”
Yes, I think so.
15.02.2026 13:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0toddler (on the way to preschool): I can see the CN tower
me: it was too cloudy to see it yesterday. isn’t it nice we can see the whole thing today?
toddler *patiently*: daddy, we can only see the front of it.
…he is still greedy (charging for his story) and oddly concerned with novelty clothing items (while he no longer knits Thneeds, his current outfit has a “secret strange hole in its gruvulous glove.”)
09.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Incidentally “The Lorax” is really one of Seuss’s best. My favorite aspect of it is that the Once-ler’s characterization is very sharp: even though he regrets that his excess led to the destruction of the Truffula trees, …
09.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0For the first time she was very concerned by the destruction of the Truffula trees (“they should get more trees!”) and we had a very nice conversation about the ending of the story.
09.02.2026 00:54 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0me: *reading “The Lorax”* NOW…thanks to your hacking my trees to the ground, there's not enough Truffula Fruit to go 'round.
And my poor Bar-ba-loots are all getting the crummies because they have gas, and no food, in their tummies!
toddler: They should get sushi!
Toddler (sitting down in a restaurant she’s never been to): I’ve been here before! When I was little!
Me *dubious*: Really? When?
Toddler *thinks, nods*: When I was medium!
Toddler: I want to do “Lady and the Tramp” all by myself! *sticks both ends of a string of spaghetti in her mouth*
03.02.2026 00:52 — 👍 40 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Toddler: I want two apricots, because I’m two-and-a-half. *Pause* When I turn three, I can have three apricots. *Pause, realization* When I turn four, I can have four apricots! When I turn five, I can have FIVE apricots!
31.01.2026 22:22 — 👍 35 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0How does math research change when the cost of trying your first dumb idea goes to zero?
University of Toronto mathematician Daniel Litt joins hosts Greg Burnham & Anson Ho to discuss what today’s models can and can’t do in math, and how far they are from doing high-quality research.
Video below!
Watch the full episode here: youtu.be/jFJku8sxLWY
Full transcript & references available here: epoch.ai/epoch-after...
Toddler, talking to her uncle on the phone: Where are you?
Uncle: I’m at work. What about you?
Toddler: I don’t work. I just play! You’re SO silly!
Continuation, on further discussion.
Me: do bees really make pizza?
Toddler: *long pause* they don’t have hands
Me: right, so how would they make pizza?
Toddler: Maybe stuffed toy bees?
Sorry, toddler posting out of control. I’m holding back too, the hits are coming like every three minutes.
25.01.2026 17:40 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Toddler, melting down due to broken granola bar.
Me: How bout I glue it together with honey.
Toddler *tearfully*: OK
Me: Did you know bees make honey?
Toddler: *nods* they make pizza too!
Sometimes, after announcing she’s strong, she also flexes her arms.
25.01.2026 13:44 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Toddler: “I opened the fridge all by myself! I tried and tried with all my might! I am super STRONG!”
25.01.2026 13:34 — 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Toddler: *grabs slice of toast, turns to me* I want this Frenched!
23.01.2026 13:32 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Toddler asked to buy 3 donut holes yesterday, one each for her, mommy, and daddy. On getting home—
Her: “Daddy, only take ONE. Just ONE!”
Me: How many are you going to take?
Her: Just…one?
Toddler refused to eat her cheese after slightly tearing it, demanding I tape it back together. After some negotiation she was satisfied with me using “avocado tape,” i.e. laying thin slices of avocado over the tear.
18.01.2026 00:29 — 👍 46 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0Very happy to finally have this paper out!
15.01.2026 02:50 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeuk Hay Joshua Lam, Daniel Litt: p-Curvature and Non-Abelian Cohomology https://arxiv.org/abs/2601.07933 https://arxiv.org/pdf/2601.07933 https://arxiv.org/html/2601.07933
14.01.2026 06:37 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1Right, what I’m trying to argue here is that the likely reasons for this trend (AI tools) will probably contribute to atomization of the profession in general.
07.01.2026 18:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Not asking you to mourn it! But worth thinking about the implications the trend might have with respect to other things you might care about.
07.01.2026 17:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I think it's very reasonable to hope for better communities, but unfortunately I think we're just going to end up with fewer communities.
07.01.2026 16:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I don't think "strictly" is quite accurate--people might ask novel algorithmic questions for example--but yeah I think this is basically right, some Qs on MO are VERY hard.
05.01.2026 21:06 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MSE seems to have cratered much harder!
05.01.2026 19:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh yes, it’s what made me grab this data.
05.01.2026 19:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0